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Ajit V. Pai
Full Name Ajit Varadaraj Pai
Aliases Spineless Invertebrate

Akrabs Pie Ashit Pie

Background Information
Likes Money
Dislikes Internets
Nationality "American"
Occupation FCC Chairman
Alignment Lawful Evil
Sexual Orientation Gay (in closet)
Religion Indian
Physical Description
Species Retarded Human
Gender Male
Age 44
Hair Color Black
Fur Color
Feather Color
Eye Color
Breast Size
Power Level
Family Hideki Tojo (Deceased ex-boyfriend)
Adolf Hitler (Waifu)
2 Children
Friends Money
Michael O'Rielly
Brendan Carr
Donald Trump (sometimes)
Enemies Net Neutrality
John Oliver
Date Joined

"That’s just like, your opinion, man. We good? Thanks, guys. Can I have my coffee?"
– Ajit V. Pai

Ajit Varadaraj Pai (A.K.A. Niggerface) is an Indian American FCCuntface commissioner who wants to take over the internet to watch all over us what we're doing. He intends on destroying Net Neutrality and giving big cable companies control over what we see and do online, so the illegals are begging to go to the site, AND the user can PAY legally! Isn't that fucking bullshit?

His plan was to destroy Net Neutrality on December 14, 2017 to widespread throttling, blocking, censorship, and extra fees. This policy went into effect on June 11, 2018, letting ISPs shit on you. Although he succeeded, a band of about 20 Murican states teamed up to sue his sorry ass. Ajit has still not yet killed himself by intensely huffing and lighting his own methane gas, a move which many Americans believe should be reconsidered.

Day of Action to Save Net Neutrality

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Pai spends most of his life on Twitter, where his attempts of trolling are pushed to the very limit. He tweets OVER 9000!!! times a day about his bullshit views. He has a small cult of 34 thousand followers on Twitter.


  • Bobbling his head
  • Making stupid faces
  • Money
  • Taking over the internet
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Being an asshat
  • Fox News
  • Getting raped
  • His boyfriend (until death)
  • Masturbating profusely to other people's cable bill
  • Concocting evil plans to limit our right to free accessible internet
  • Michael O'Rielly and Brendan Carr
  • Having SpongeBob rip his toenail off with a couch(as done to Squidward from House Fancy)



  • Net Neutrality
  • John Oliver
  • Women
  • Free Internet
  • Freedom of speech


I'll probably never do it, because Donald would have me charged with treason.


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His face is so fucking retard.

  • His article on Wikipedia got protected due to anonymous users attempting to spread the truth.
  • It is possible he is possessed by Mr. Kraps or Moar Krabs, which explains his greed with money.
  • He is referred to as "Spineless invertebrate", but this is an insult to other invertebrates around the world.