"YOU FELL ASLEEP WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR A F______ JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I expect a f______ job in TEEEEEEENNNNNNN MINUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Bad" Max (Born on Janurary 3, 1956 - died on July 23, 2010) was a big-time movie star. He had all the fame and money, and he was a nasty son of a bitch. Even when he was younger, his attitude was lethal,
and he wasn't above using racism on some people. Max's girlfriend was fond of recording his long, loud, and abusive tirades (since nobody would believe her).
Max demanded her girlfriend to give him oral sex in the jacuzzi in ten minutes. That time passed. Despite how hard he angrily protested, the girlfriend blew him off. While Max got into the jacuzzi anyways, insulting her, he accidentally sat on the suction pump.
The pump sucked out his liver, kidneys, large and small intestines, spleen, and Max bleeded to death because of massive evisceration, much to the horror of his girlfriend as the inconsiderate, racist, bad-tempered, selfish and annoyingly evil movie star was sent to Hell as he deserves.*
Though Max never get to meet Sven Svensson in his life, the latter watched 1000 Ways To Die back in 2011 when he got haunted by Max's ghost during his nightmare. The ghost haunted Sven for the rest of the latter's life, and made him as angry as Max was as Sven is now.**
*Censored by SOPA
**Also censored by SOPA for being totally offtopic.