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Bard the Dragon
Full Name
Aliases Drizzle
Background Information
Hometown Australia
Status Alive (immortal)
Likes Baby Einstein
Dislikes Internet people who want to kill him for no reason
Nationality Australian
Occupation
Alignment
Source
Appearances
Sexual Orientation
Religion Christianity
Physical Description
Species
Gender Male
Age 29
Hair Color
Fur Color Green
Feather Color
Eye Color
Height 21'65,3
Weight 300 LBS
Breast Size
Power Level
Relationships
Family Baby Einstein (virgin mother)
Friends
Enemies Annoying Orange
Channel
Date Joined 16 August, 2000
Content
Subscribers 3.67K
Views 13.6K
Videos 2.47K

Pictures and the remake [1].

He is also in the upcoming game [2].

History

Conker was 'born' when Microsoft had a dry spell of ideas. The only thing they came to mind was a squirrel who was annoying as fuck. They then created a whole game centered around him.

He met the Great Mighty Poo, which described as a "Pesky Twat" by him.

Friends

Character Info

Likes

  • A good old ice cold BEER
  • BOOBIES (especially those of hot and sexy girls like Yoko, Stocking and everyohter sexy bitch)
  • Sex
  • Being a Pervert
  • Beaver Porn
  • Lust
  • Conker
  • Hot and Sexy Girls
  • Rayman
  • Swearing
  • Having Sex Bombs
  • Birds

Dislikes

E3_2014_Microsoft_-_Conker_is_BACK!!!_(Project_Spark)

E3 2014 Microsoft - Conker is BACK!!! (Project Spark)

think he was gone... think agian