Billy Mays (born July 20, 1958 age 63, died June 28, 2009, 12 years ago) was a person and very popular, iconic source known for advertising various useless products. Nowadays you can search "Billy Mays" on YouTube and poops would appear on the first page.
- Eggman - long ally and friend. Billy is said to have supplied him Kaboom Putty.
- Mario and Luigi - They help him to expand his business by making video games of him.
- Money - Only someone who likes money will sell useless junk in an attempt to make a profit.
- YouTube Poops - He keeps spreading himself on internet thanks to them.
- Retards - They buy the crap he advertises.
- Anthony Sullivan - He can help or harm Billy Mays's business.
- Vince Offer - Longtime rival. Sells other useless products, such as Shamwow.
- Weegee - Mortal enemies.
- Hideki Tojo - He taunts Billy for nothing, what a faggot.
- Chara - Bought Vince Offer's products instead of his. Asshat.
- Cars - He beats the crap out of them.
- Liquid Weed
- WTF Spray
- Awesome Weed
- OxiClean Suicide Bleach Edition
- Big City Toilet
- Original Billy Burger Station
- Kaboom Putty
- Ebola Cola
- The Big City Slaulcy Nation
- Oisn Billy Putty
- Quick Chosh
- Figif It
- Gadigion Figif King
- Suicide Engraver
- Anthony Sullivan Away
- DC Dildo
- Morons Away
- Green Away
- Family Away
- Suicide Ladder
- A Product You Can Use to Make Your Hair Like Donald Trump
- Suicide Putty
- Suicide Toilet
- Engrave It
- Shamwow (because he just gave up)
- MTT-Brand Anime Powder
- Dank MLG kush
- A real life Billy Mays (with a skunk's body)
- Orange Glo
- With help from Sheli Sanderz and Mike Hell (The owner of hell)
- Impact SWord
- iCan't Insurance
- Slapchop (he stole it from Vince Offer)
- Jupiter Jack Off
- Mighty tape to fix a leaky cock
- Hercules Hook
- Hercules Spray
- Shit Zooka
- Drug Station
- The Drunk Jack
- Magic Drugs, he uses them everyday, why do you think he sells the above
- Billy Mays butt lift system.
- Burger Insurance
- Toilet Insurance
- A FULLY LOADED 80 TON TRACTOR TRAILER
- This 6000 pound car
- Two Gophers
- The Anime-Away Bazooka
- DC Snowboard Boot
- What Odor
- What The Fuck Odor
- The Gator Blade
- With the extra Crocodile Cutters
- Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
- A Real Life Skunk
- Black Toilet Paper
- Beehive Cake Pan
- Bee Bazooka
- The CB600 Male Chasity Device
- An amazing new book be Victor Chaney CASTRATION
- Beats Studio Wireless Over-Ear Headphone and AI DUNGEON and engineering gpt software series
- THE NO CUSSING CLUB
- Nothing and ion laser cannon and overpowered railgun of black market
- Failed Oxi Clean
- Billy Mays (YTP Source)
- 2 cans of tucans
- Gives the tucans cat scans
- Feeds your tucans free cans of peacans
- Crafting with Cat Hair
- Cat Finger Puppet
- Cat Gloves
- Also including a Recipe guide
Mays is known to be extremely greedy, stopping at nothing to get as much money as possible. This is directly noted as he once said "Making your money my money is something I am extremely passionate about".
Regrets and Death
Near the end of his career, and thereafter, life, he began to regret the evil he has done. In doing so, he saw the damage his products were doing to people, thinking that they would work.
Near the end of his career, he began selling suicide related products, notably Suicide Putty, the Suicide Ladder, OxiClean Suicide Bleach Edition, and the Suicide Toilet. A week after he last sold a product, he unendorsed all his products.
That year, he committed suicide with his own product. There were found to be 3 sticks of used Suicide Putty to be in the room and a half-empty bottle of Oxiclean. He then resided in Hell.
Memes aside, Billy Mays died in the 28th of June 2009 in Tampa, Florida, USA. His wife found him unresponsive in his home and he was unfortunately pronounced dead at 7:45 AM. His cause of death was Cardiovascular disease overnight while sleeping. He will seriously be missed in the YTP world and he will be having fun in heaven.
Billy Mays now spends his time making it up to his son for the last thirteen years, by teaching him how to find retards and how to screw them out of their money.
Billy Mays created his own video game with the help of Mario and Luigi called "Super Billy Mays" in which he has the same powers like Mario and Luigi but in this game in a more realistic way which called the attention of many players who started to play the game. Super Billy Mays is also an online game and 99.8% of everyone in YTP world is playing this game right now while you are reading this.
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