Caillou Joins The Circus (Good Quality)

A typical day in the life of Caillou. If you let your children become anything like him, you failed as a human being.

Full Name Caillou Boris Anderson
Background Information
Status Alive (Resurrected)
Occupation Unemployed
Appearances Caillou, Saitama
Sexual Orientation
Physical Description
Species Human-Hyrulian Hybrid
Gender Male
Age 4-38 in Caillou, 20 in Saitama
Hair Color Pink
Fur Color Rosa
Feather Color 65
Eye Color Pink
Height 1 foot
Weight 2 ounces
Breast Size
Power Level
Family The King (Biological Father)
Boris (Stepfather)
Doris (Mother)
Rosie (Sister)
Daillou (Twin Brother)
Baillou (Triplet Brother)
Zelda (Half-Sister)
Hank Hill (Adoptive Father)
Peggy Hill (Adoptive Mother)
Luanne Platter (Cousin)
Friends Leo, Clementine, Dora
YouTube Channel
Channel Dora1923
Date Joined December 22, 2009
Subscribers 2,006
Views 74,224,265,157
Videos 65

Caillou, a 4 and 38-year-old dying Cancer patient, was living proof that children must be punished for their misbehavior. Sometimes he has a twin brother named Daillou and on rarer occasions, a triplet named Baillou. He is the son of The King. Caillou tends to get grounded often as a result of obnoxious and spoiled behavior.

At 2 years old, Caillou was diagnosed with Stage 4-38 Leukemia. As a result, his parents wanted to give him whatever he wanted before he died. Caillou requested to have his own Reality TV show.

"My World is Turkey"


Caillou today.


  • Chuck E. Cheese's
  • Watching Baby Shows
  • Trouble-making
  • Eating his own s*** burgers.
  • Throwing temper tantrums



  • Caillou's Dad
  • Caillou's Mom
  • Rosie
  • Small children
  • Adult shows
  • Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
  • Getting grounded
  • When people make videos of him getting grounded
  • Grandma
  • You
  • Porn
  • Jesse And Jessica
  • 20th Century FOX


Caillou is a spoiled brat who throws temper tantrums over everything, and will probably grow up to be a manchild. If you ask him to tell you the difference between Mario and Luigi, he'll just simply utter his retarded old phrase, "I dunno." If you ask him to tell you the difference between Mario and Wario, he will get confused and throw his trademark tantrums. He also hates small children.


Caillou was born sometime in 1993 anywhere in Santany-Offstop, Murica, while his mom Doris was in therapy. His birth was long overdue because of his absolute refusal to leave his mother's womb. It was really The King whom of which was Caillou's real father due to a one night stand with Doris while she was on a trip to Hyrule. However, it was always assumed that Boris was the father. Since the very first time he didn't get his way, Caillou screamed and complained nonstop. It is likely that his parents never slept.

After being diagnosed with cancer, Caillou's parents noticed strange behavior from him. He was seen murmuring to mirrors in the dark, randomly bursting into tears, and trying to sacrifice his sister to the giant glow-in-the-dark tarantula in the sky.

With his parents contemplating suicide and his sister's future at beefed steak, Caillou continued being the brat he is. He decided that his life sucks and wanted new parents, so he decided to kill his own. He shackled his family in the basement and attempted to summon the tarantula god of his. In a black fog Caillou mysteriously vanished along the tarantula.

Death and Ressurection

When Caillou's parents abandoned him he was caught by African soldiers. They stabbed him 5 times and one solider got his head. However, after his death, Caillou went to hell, where The Devil offered him a deal so that he would be resurrected. Caillou accepted the deal and was resurrected, continuing his bratty mischief. 

Caillou was adopted by the Hill family and began a new life as Bobby Hill. He goes to church. 


Youtube Poop - PBS Banned Episode Caillou Goes to Africa-1

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