Cap'N Crunch is a murderous serial killer, who banishes people who tread on his territory to hell with his incredibly powerful machete. Not much is known about him yet, as he is a part of an upcoming poop named 'The Captain Crunch Chronicles'. So far, the creator has revealed that he murders everyone and everything that crosses his territory, with his machete, which is infused with the power of all living YTP characters, and unaware of this, every time he murders someone, his machete gets a little weaker. He was a member of the Bing Bong gang and was given a device by Mutant Krab to travel to one reality to another. However, after Bing Bong declared the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber an enemy Cap'N Crunch left. He rejoined a year later after the do hickey was resolved. However 4 weeks after the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber was acquitted of suspicion and Cap N' Crunch rejoined his old gang.
The Purple Shirted Eye Stabber developed Tuberculosis at a state of near death. He was not allowed to fight in the gang fights. Cap'N Crunch has since became the team medic.
Cap'N Crunch is a lot similar to Leatherface of 'The Texas Chain Saw Massacre' of which he kills anyone that treads on his property, often resulting in a quick fight where Cap'N Crunch wins. If they are rude to they Captain, he will cook and eat them (Just like Leatherface!) He also takes no sass from no kid. He is often seen with his best friend, the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber, but he suffers from severe illness.
"I don't think you're relevant anymore!"
"Get down on your knees, and lick my Crunch Berries."
"That was so bad, that it's scary!"
"I AM GOD, YOU HO!"
and his catchphrase!
"Prepare to get killed, by the serial killer!"
Known Victims (Non-Canon)
As revealed by a picture
- Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
- Barack Osama
- The King
- This retarded Nazi
- Justin Bieber
- The Breadwinners (Only Buhdeuce confirmed dead)
- Yoko Littner (not confirmed)
- This terrorist
- Sashi Kobayashi (not confirmed)
Known Victims (Canon)
Cap'N Crunch finally met his match when Sashi killed him. It was an epic battle.