"Quit fucking around, Gaz!! MOVE YOUR ARSE!!! YOU NEED FLASHBANGS!!!!"
Captain John Price (never call him Jon as in Arbuckle, or you'll feel the wrath of his mustache) is an indestructible badass with an lethal weapon of a mustache, being the only character who can use it as such, as proven when he nearly killed Team Rocket Grunt Keith.
He hung Makarov after he insulted Price's momma. Soap is his best friend. Price hates when anyone makes Yo Momma jokes. Justin Bieber made the mistake of throwing eggs on Price's house. He beat up Justin Bieber to a bloody pulp.
- "Right. What the hell kinda name is 'Soap', eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?"
- "FLASHBANG THROUGH THE DOOR!!!"
- "BLOODY HELL, GAZ!! GET OFF THE COUCH!!!"
- "Why'd you do it?! Where did you get the bomb?!"
- "Zakhaev. Imran Zakhaev."
- "BIEBER YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
- Kicking Ass
- smoking weed
- Vladimir Makarov
- Imran Zakhaev
- Khaled Al-Asad