"He'll be the first to touch my perfect body."
– Perfect Cell
Cell (who is compromised of more than one cell (Learn science, you nube!)) is the legendary monster who was praised for three things: his rape face, his games of hide and seek, and his abnormally large dick. Cell also is known for his dark innuendos half of the time.
Cell originates from a backstory that is completely confusing that it makes a person's head explode. Somehow, the unholy being managed time travel before humanity could making him superior. Strangely enough, Cell has several forms which proves one very important point in DBZ...GROWING A NOSE MAKES YOU STRONGER! Without a doubt, Cell has made the planet Earth an interesting place.
Cell's purpose was to eat two mechanical pieces of hardware, one female, one male, making him bisexual obviously (like we said earlier, learn science).
- Imperfect -> The very disturbing Cell which talks about rape and drinking people. He makes innuendos every few minutes.
- Semi Perfect -> Goofy Cell which fires his laser when he feels like it.
- Perfect -> Overconfident version of Cell who got beat up by a fourteen year old.
- Super Perfect -> Even more cocky version but is merciless and eats people. He is also afraid of Mr. Satan, who killed him the first time.