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Colress with his head in the clouds as always.

Colress is the leader of a misfit group of Team Rocket rejects called Neo Team Plasma. His goal in life is to make as many scientific breakthroughs as possible and jerk off to them as hardly as possible. He was born with a strange strand of blue hair that becomes erect when he is aroused.

Personal life


Colress is the founder of Sciencology, which he claims is a "re-invention" of Scientology. He literally worships science yet still masturbates to it. Sciencology is completely irrelevant to theology, philosophy, or anything of the sort and can hardly be considered a religion at all, but more of a club for nerds like himself.


Colress is an avid reader of fanfiction; specifically those of lesbian nature, as he exclusively reads F/F lemons. At times he will actually write his own, but they never get much attention. He regularly visits tumblr where partakes in shipping wars and shares his Dr. Who headcanons.

Team Plasma and Neo Plasma

Colress first joined Team Plasma as a low level scientist, but he quickly caught Ghetsis' attention when he invented the Super Compressor 8000, a machine that could create black holes. Ghetsis was disappointed to learn that Colress only ever wanted to stick his dick into it rather than use it's destructive capabilities for evil.

When Ghetsis was forced to go to rehab, Colress inherted Team Plasma and renamed it to Neo Plasma. There were very noticable changes once Colress took lead, the most drastic was the team's change in direction; instead of confiscating Pokemon from their trainers and turning Unova into a police state, Colress' new vision was to plunge the nation into a permanent winter, an idea that was inspired from that of his two childhood bullies. Despite his ambitious goal, Colress did very little with the multimillion-dollar organization that was handed to him on a golden plate. He only browsed tumblr and fanfiction sites all day while Aldith picked up all the paperwork. All of his machines were borrowed from The Eds since he made no time to invent anything himself.


After the war, Colress returned to Plasma to find that Ghetsis had returned to reassume control. The doctor then decided to retire and celebrate by downing an unsafe amount of vodka at his party. Before he knew it, he was in jail and Aldith was sent to a rape crisis clinic.


  • He is always up a 4 AM to work on his hair, no matter what.
  • His favorite character pairing is SinfulShipping, he very open about it with Mars and Jupiter themselves, often telling them to "get busy."
  • His go-to line is "But... I DISAGREE!"