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"Respect my authoritah!"
– Cartman's old catchphrase

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Eric Cartman
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Eric Cartman is a weird and messed up kid based on two lovers Trey Parker and Matt Stone from the town of South Park. Eric has serious issues both physically and mentally. He is wanted by the FBI for dealing drugs and KFC.

Biography

Cartman was born as a normal person. By the time he was 2, he started watching sniff hair and butt and r rated movies. Cartman then became addicted to Sos and KFC. He befriended 3 other kids that see him as a racist. Cartman became traumatized by this and starting dealing drugs and Ebola Cola. He is now on the FBI most wanted list. He was later killed at the age of 54 by Patrick for not selling Krabby Patties, which is why no south park episode has him at the age of 16.

Likes and Dislikes

Likes

  • Magic Drugs
  • Being a a**hole to people
  • KFC (since his second year of age)
  • Watching you know what
  • Mane 6
  • Power Rangers
  • Being a d**k to Kyle
  • Having harsh balls
  • Food, just food
  • Kenny
  • Himself
  • iPads
  • people respecting his authoritah
  • His 300 pound long d*ck
  • His 300 mile long testacles
  • Being A Complete Ass
  • Sleeping On Wendy Testaburger's lap.

Dislikes

  • The FBI
  • Kyle (Formerly)
  • Vegetables
  • Doing Exercise
  • VeggieTales
  • Jews
  • Teen Titans Go!
  • Hippies
  • Family Guy