Fred Figglehorn (Real name: Lucas Cruikshank) was an obnoxious YouTube star who was at one point, the most subscribed on the platform. 2009 was a very rough year for YouTube.
He has a few horrible movies which have all recieved 1 star ratings. On YouTube, he has the most number of dislikes and enemies, however Jake Paul and Logan Paul may surpass him soon.
He even appeared on iCarly once (obnoxiousness rejoice). His hobbys include going swimming and being a brat who screams all the time! He is a weak, wimpy nerd who is a pussy, and he is a very gay faggot, he is also very immature, dumb, stupid, and ugly. Fred has rotten saliva, and his mind is really, really green. He also has no cock. Luckily, superheroes, AG Systems members and WipEout fans like Ben Tennyson (Ben 10) can kill him. Caligula Caesar beat him to a bloody pulp. He is been noted to have joined The Illuminati.
According to some people, Fred is currently in hell because no one likes him. Fred was confined to a chamberpot locked in Satan’s castle as punishment for his satanic mass murder of YouTube.
Fred sent a death video showing himself being killed to fool Youtubers into forgetting him so he could live in peace. Sadly being a total dumbass he hired two 7 year olds to make the video and it wasn't too convincing.
- His butt buddy (Justin Bieber)
- Being gay
- Viacom Inc.
The Worst Thing Ever
Fred is why over 9000 people committed suicide. This is why.
Fred's Good Deed
Fred did one good thing in his life..... he didn't kill the annoying orange.
Fred's Real Death
An alien race found a clip of The Worst Thing Ever and were so horrified they killed him once and for all! Then Yoda killed him again using his sentence mixing and his swag.
Fred and the Devil
Fred Figglehorn is actually the devil in desguise.
1. Start with his standard description:
CRAZY POPULAR BUT FUNNY KID
2. Replace all U's into V's:
CRAZY POPVLAR BVT FVNNY KID
3. Letters that do not represent Roman numerals are removed, leaving:
C V L V V I D
4. Change from Roman numerals into Arabic numbers: 5 50 5 5 1 100 500 5 50 5 5 1 100
5. Add all the numbers and the result is:
Thus, Fred is completely satanic.