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A group of original furries being publicly auctioned in 2006

Furry
Background Information
Source

The Cum Bucket

Native To

Primarily USA/Koridai

Population

Very high

Average IQ

69 or lower

Furries are a fandom of people who like anthropomorphic animals and live in cities with a young demography. Some furries, called otherkin really believe that they really are animals. Some "new" furries are actually people that have been raped and transformed into furries, although this fact is denied by some people.

Description and Origins

In 1996, in order to compete with the ailing but still successful Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Plankton had Drew Pickles and Arthur Read create Springtrap knockoffs for the Cum Bucket using old carpeting as the suits, and called them the Kummy Krew. They were torn apart by an angry mob with sore buttholes only five days later, because they would viciously rape anyone in the restaurant.

After Drew Pickles died in the Springtrap suit, no further incidents occurred until the original furries were rebuilt by the Barney Bunch in 2009, and later by Daddy Oil Derrick in 2014, and successfully reprogrammed one to be his personal servant.

Original furries have the sexual desire to wear permanently hairy and after a while also stinking costume, called Fursuits to hide their hideous endoskeletons.

Rare shot of an "original" furry endoskeleton

New Furries

"New" furries are already anthropomorphic animals (and the most commonly known). Many have speculated how the new furries came into existence, it still baffles scientists today.

Some Original Furries pose as New Furries.

Cosplaying

In this hallucinated state of mind (commonly Cosplaying), original Furries organize themselves in larger groups, Conventions, to interact, lure humans in so they can springlock and rape them, and to forget that they're Robots.

Furries are not to be confused with Bronies, although some have been infected with the Furry virus. Their cringe is over 9000 times greater than the Weeaboos.

Raping

Andrew W.K after being raped by a "new" furry.

Some "New" furries like to rape famous people and/or random people on the street to turn them into furries.

Methods of Attack

"Original" Furries

Because "Original" furries also have a need of sexual arousal (thanks to them being created by Drew Pickles himself), some of them tend to rape you in for fun. Since a working Pingas is needed for this, they are in constant demand for new victims to molest and stuff, creating people with scarred lives.

"New" Furries

"New" furries want to make as many of themselves as possible so they rape random people and have orgies with eachother.

It is widely believed that they spread a virus to other people, similar to the Weegee virus, that turns the victim into one of them. "New" furries (might) have a working Pingas (heavily dependent on whether male or female)

Reproduction

How the original furries reproduced is unknown, but the common furry reproduces by "yiffing" with other furries (Like how regular animals reproduce) or raping someone (thus turning them into a furry)

"Original" Furries

An "Original" furry

The only way you can tell the difference between "Original" and "New" furries is just by looking at them.

They reproduce by unknown means.

"New" Furries

It once was thought these kind of furries were robots, however, in October 1999, it was revealed that Drew Pickles, (under the alias of Drew Peacock), had created another diabolical device known as the "Gene-ination", which genetically engineered hordes of "new" furries. This makes it clear that Drew has been behind this every step of the way, forcing humans to cry and be raped and turned into furries to carry out his perverted legacy.

Preferences

Likes

"New" furry.

Furries like...

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  • Zou
    • Mink Tribes
      • Inuarashi
      • Nekomamushi
      • Wanda
      • Carrot
  • Beastars
  • Legends of Chima

Dislikes

A usual furry doesn't support...

Updated Knowledge

In 2013, Dr. Eggman uncovered more knowledge from the furry archives in the Cum Bucket saying how they reproduce etc. But still could not find the origin of the "New" furries.

Recent data pulled off of Karen's hard drive indicates that the old furries' suits were made from unwanted cum that was so old that it grew hair on it. Recent evidence suggests that this cum was found in an Egyptian pyramid and was roughly 8,000 years old.

Deep in the bowels of the Cum Bucket database shows that new furries are sentient and are able to communicate, data shows that these were born from Drew Pickles' Gene-ination.

One possible furry may be Petey the sexual harassment panda from South Park.

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