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The man himself.

Gabe Newell
Full Name
Aliases GabeN
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Status Alive (Immortal)
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Occupation CEO of the Valve Corporation
Alignment Neutral
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Sexual Orientation Straight
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Species Human
Gender Male
Age 58
Hair Color Brown
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Height 5'5
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Power Level 9001
Relationships
Family Lisa Newell (Wife), 2 Children
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Gabe Newell, better known by his alias GabeN, is the leader of the 2 biggest things in the world, Valve and the PC Master Race. Sometimes he plays with his Wii, chills out in his personal snack bar or demands new Half-Life 3 requests, but nobody knows what he really does in his leisure. Valve is now finally releasing Half-Life 3 as a VR game called "Half Life: Alyx" in 2020.

Stop a GabeN

Since GabeN also works as pirate along his job as billionaire, he has a slogan called "Stop a GabeN". Many people such as Bill Gates, Steve Jobs or Edzilla tried to stop a GabeN, but he accomplishes consistently to kill these guys. He can use his Steam Summer Sales to rain down on his enemies, and some times he can use his Half Life 3 attack to destroy everything.

Praise Lord GabeN

During Late June and December he makes massive sales on Steam and he whops a lot of monies from that.

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Praise Lord Gaben

Praise Lord Gaben Mate

Quotes

  • "Worth the Weight!"
  • "That's what I get for working at Microsoft."
  • "Stop a GabeN!"

Likes

Dislikes

  • Counting over two (what is after Half-Life 2: Episode 2?)
  • Being forced to release Half Life 3
  • Spy (sometimes)
  • Microsoft and Windows 8 (even though he goes to E3, and yet "E3" has a three in it)
  • Blizzard
  • Getting hacked
  • Xbox Live
  • PS3
  • Getting spied on by the NSA
  • Getting raped by Shrek

See also

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Trivia

  • To stop a GabeN, you need to press Ctrl+Alt+F13 under Windows,  Cmd+Opt+F13 under Mac, and Super+Alt+F13 under Ubuntu.
  • He finds it very hard to count over two.
  • He watches you masturbate.
  • It is scientifically proven by GabeN that there are only three genders; male, female, and attack helicopter.
  • He is the image for the 365-day badge.