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– Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson
Full Name
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Background Information
Hometown Springfield, USA
Status Alive
Likes Duff Beer
Dislikes Bart
Work
Nationality American
Occupation Nuclear safety Inspector
Alignment Retarded
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Sexual Orientation
Religion Alcoholism
Physical Description
Species Human
Gender Male
Age 39-40
Hair Color None
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Height 6'0
Weight fat
Breast Size man tits
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Family
Friends Lenny
Carl
Moe
Enemies Bart
Ned Flanders
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Homer J. Simpson is a retarded loser from a world where white people are a deep hue of yellow for some reason.

Description

He is a fat bald yellow bastard with a white shirt and blue jeans. He is a retarded loner and was already arrested on multiple occasions for child abusing a.k.a. choking his own son. Homer likes to go to a bar called Moe's where he acts like the town's king. He is also a bisexual sex maniac who will sleep with anyone. Sometimes he is a lovable oaf, othertimes he is violent and willing to beat his only family to death, shoot his neighbours or pressure others into sleeping with him.

Homer chokes on over 9000 donuts every day and abuses his entire family. He despises everything that has to do with Bart. His parents were pretty much the same which is why he is a huge dick with his life.

Preferences

Likes

  • FREE Xbox Live
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  • Strangling his son
  • Duff beer
  • Donuts
  • Spiderpig/Harry Plopper/The Pig
  • Marge
  • Dogs playing poker
  • Kitten Burgers
  • Any drug in existence
  • Peter Griffin (Peter visited Homer in one episode)
  • Being Lazy
  • ALL U CAN EAT
  • TV
  • CHAINSAWS
  • Having sex (specifically oral)

Dislikes

  • Losing his free Xbox Live

    Homer drinking Duff Beer.

  • His job.
  • Freakin' FLANDERS!
  • Shelbyville.
  • Shelbyvillians.
  • Milhouse, Bart's Friend.
  • Fred Figglehorn (because Fred is planning to rent Homer's house, so Homer beat him up until Fred's unconscious)
  • Running out of beer.
  • Going to church when he has to do something.
  • People being sober.
  • His own son.
  • Wetting the bed
  • Liberals
  • Getting hit by Bart's chair.
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