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HowToBasic
Full Name Unknown
Aliases HowToBasic
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Status Alive
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Alignment Evil
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Species Human
Gender Male
Age 28
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YouTube Channel
Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/HowToBasic/
Date Joined December 8, 2011
Content Fake Tutorial Videos
Subscribers 15 Million
Views Over 2 Billion
Videos Over 538

HowToBasic (born: July 10, 1993 [age 28]) is a demented individual who tries to teach people how to do something, only to destroy things instead. Despite this, he is the 2nd most subscribed person in Austrailia.

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At first glance, he might be the helper if you need to do something. Guess what? YOU ARE WRONG! As stated earlier, he is behaving strangely and throwing, mixing, or smashing food ingredients against the countertops and floor of his kitchen in a random manner, generally creating a large mess. He uses a large number of eggs. Why? It's because he has a fetish for eggs. Most of his later videos start off looking like real how-to videos, only to become bizarre and chaotic.

He is also controversial. Comment sections of most of the videos are filled with people saying things like "Children in Africa could have eaten (object/food item)." His videos start as seemingly normal guides but derail into his iconic frenzy-like video style.

Thanks to HowToBasic's nature, he does not even know how to speak, instead yelling rubbish like a caveman and screaming like a horse. Hence, HowToBasic is naked almost all the time. He usually gives a thumbs up and occasionally the middle finger in front of the camera. HowToBasic also hates toy babies as they ruin everything in his videos.

People often think he makes a mess and then moves to a different house.

According to Wumbo University, HowToBasic has an IQ of just 10. That's not suprising. Hence the info earlier in this section, he does not even know how to live his normal life.

Things He Destroyed/Abused/Damaged/Stolen/Vandalised

Victim Video(s) Method of Damage Victim's Final Result
Mie Goreng How To Make Mie Goreng Hammered and got eggs thrown at it. Rendered Inedible
HowToBasic's House How To Protect Yourself From Coronavirus Blew up Destroyed
Late 2000s MacBook Pro How To Fix a Water Damaged Laptop Flooded in water, smashed, and got rice and stew poured on. Destroyed
TV How To Fix a Broken TV Screen Cracked, Smashed, Flattened, and Grilled on Grilled Cheese Cooker. Destroyed
ASMR Microphone How To Make an ASMR Video Splashed on a variety of food, drink, and sauces. No Longer Functions
HowToBasic's 2nd Gen Ford Festiva GLi How To Fix a Dented Car Windows, lights, and mirror smashed, axed "OVER 9000!" times, stained by eggs and milk, and crushed by a car crusher. Destroyed
Wine Bottles How to Open a Wine Bottle Without a Corkscrew Multiple thrown at the kitchen cabinet and dishwasher. Shattered, wine rendered inedible
Eggs Almost all of HowToBasic's videos Smashed, thrown, crushed, etc. Rendered inedible
Early 2010s iPad How To Fix a Cracked iPhone Screen Painted and splashed on with Coke, smashed, egged, slid, flattened, set on fire, and exploded. Destroyed
Christmas Ham How To Prepare A Christmas Ham Played with, treated like a baby, killed, smashed, and got ingredients thrown to it. Deceased (Rendered inedible)
Rubik's Cubes (Dream) How To Solve a Rubik's Cube in 10 Seconds 1st one smashed into pieces and thrown in the trash can and got spit on, 2nd one also got smashed, 3rd one attempted to flee, cloned itself, then eventually got smashed. Destroyed
Rubik's Cube (Reality) Stuffed in chicken, egged, cooked, and then shrank. Outer shells destroyed, cube now minature.

This list is not yet complete. Feel free to edit this page to complete the list.

Tips

It is highly recommended that you should not watch HowToBasic's videos, unless, you want to f___ yourself up. Like I said, HowToBasic only teaches how to destroy things instead. Also, you don't even want HowToBasic in your house, as he would destroy everything inside. Also, you don't even want to see him. Whether you saw HowToBasic far or near, he's gonna screw you up. And what happens after that? Obviously, you will DIE!

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