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The Hyrule State Prison today, an obvious high-security prison.

Hyrule State Prison is a secluded facility on an unnamed island used to hold the criminals of YouTube Poop. It is owned by King Harkinian and run by Mayor Kravindish. It has no relation to the Greatest Prison in Koridai.


The prison during the 80's.

The building that is now Hyrule State Prison was originally a Soviet labor camp that was built on a small, barren island within a lake on Koridai. It had been abandoned by 1979, when it was bought by Bowser, who named it Koopatraz and used it as a prison until Mario and his allies flooded the island in 1989. Bowser never attempted to repair the prison, and it was left in ruins until 1993, when King Harkinian had it rebuilt to house Ganon and his captured minions. It has been in constant use since then, and Harkinian allows Kravindish to run the prison in exhange for the privilege of having his own secret dungeon underneath the main building.


The prison is mainly entered through a lobby with a gift shop to the left and McDonald's where they sell cigarettes to the right. It is divided into four sections, one being a main hallway where the prisoners are thoughtlessly placed in random cells regardless of their inmate, a cafeteria, a shower room, and a basement where the insane or dangerous prisoners are kept.


HSP is notorious for substandard security, treatment of prisoners, and organization. Prisoners are placed in random cells regardless of gender, which has led to many cases of rape and even pregnancy. The cells are rarely cleaned and when they are cleaned, they use highly toxic agents. The cells are never heated during the winter, which has led to many cases of hypothermia. The cafeteria serves poorly-prepared and sometimes inedible food. It is very small with few places to sit, forcing most prisoners to sit on the floor while eating. The communal shower room's water comes directly from the surrounding ocean and is supplied with shampoo, but no conditioner.

Prison Staff

The prison before 2009.

Prisoners (and their crimes)

Link in one of the cells.

Tirek once escaped the prison, but he was later imprisoned again. He escaped again using MLG (see below).

  • Michael Bay (made the live-action Transformers movies)
  • Lev Kravchenko (tax evasion)
  • Dr. Wily (attempted genocide of human race)
  • Donald Trump (attempted genocide of human race)
  • Chara (attempted genocide of human & monster races)
  • Drew Pickles (public rape)
  • Fanboy and Chum Chum (extreme annoying-ness)
  • Glutko (cannibalism)
  • I.M. Meen (child kidnapping)
  • M. Bison (evil overlord)
  • Momma Robotnik (giving birth to Robotnik)
  • Patrick Star (being a prick in the inter-movie episodes)
  • Commander Peepers (terrorism)
  • Vegeta (killing Nappa, the best character in Dragon Ball Z Abridged)
  • The Peddler (false advertising)
  • Quagmire (beating up Brian)
  • Butch (having a name no one can remember)
  • Colress (tried to poison the Pokemon gene pool)
  • Elmo (stealing the spotlight)
  • Dan Backslide (stealing a runabout without anyone ever knowing)
  • Squidward Tentacles (no crime, Bikini Bottomites happen to be racist against squids)
  • Naruto Uzumaki (that hundred-episode filler arc)
  • Cookie Monster (stealing Donald Trump's cookies)
  • Conker (being in Project Spark)
  • You (reading this wiki)
  • Yo Momma (giving birth to you)
  • Lysandre (basically pokemon Hitler)
  • Logan Paul (going into suicide forest & filming a corpse)
  • Plushtrap & the Anti-custom night crew (kidnapping Golden Freddy & Marionette)
  • Yoshi (tax evasion)


The King inspecting the secret dungeon.

  • Militron (hating french fries)
  • Lupay (possession of child pornography)
  • Harlequin (association with Ganon)
  • Lamar S. Smith (creating SOPA)
  • Ice Queen (separating Finn and Fionna at birth)
  • Justin Bieber (existing)
  • Lord Tirek (destroying Twilight's library)
  • Brad Snider (driving a wedge between Michael and Trevor)
  • Adolf Hitler (GUESS)
  • Yo Mama (giving birth to You)
  • Kokaku (perjury)
  • That black hair guy from .flow (being the creator of Teen Titans Go)
  • Several dozen furrys (giving the internet a bad name)
  • Bimbo the dog (on Mickey Mouse’s order)
  • Daniel (drank his own jonestown poisoned coolaid)
  • Dat Clown (shot himself before being captured, still put his corpse in a cell)


The King makes his escape.

  • Chris (Had help from Alejandro who hacked the security system)
  • Duncan (Climbed the walls.)
  • Dr. Mario (Promised not to cause any more trouble and was given one more chance)
  • Gabe Newell (he used his Half Life 3 attack to destroy the prison.)
  • Heather (Someone just left the door open.)
  • Ice King (Managed to get his crown back. Security was very lax that day.)
  • Oscar Fishtooth (Flushed himself down the toilet.)
  • King Harkinian (Morshu and Scatman John freed him by destroying a wall with a bomb. After this incident, the prison was rebuilt with an additional protective outer layer, giving it the appearance of a basket.)
  • Moar Krabs (crawled through the pipes).
  • The Burger King and Guptill89 (Knocked out Fari and took his keys when he brought them dinner.)
  • Kululu (No one really knows how he escaped due to lack of any damage to the prison, though a coordinated strike by his fellow Keronians is suspected. It is also suspected he was small enough to climb through the air ducts to freedom. At any rate, Natsumi was pissed.)
  • I'M FREE NOW!!

    Lusty Krabs (Escapes through the sewers.)
  • Link (Climbed over the walls after King Harkinian threw him a rope.)
  • Ophelia Chill (Meen saved her.)
  • Elmo (Received a gun in a package and used a guard as a hostage.)
  • Benson, Twilight Sparkle, and some other guy (Scratch and Grounder, who were renovating the plumbing at Robotnik's service, inadvertently blew their cell wall open. This incident led to Robotnik's firing.)
  • Lord Tirek (Blew up the prison system thanks to MLG. During his way, he freed the prisoners on the prison and killed half of the staff members in the process.)
  • Zim (GIR freed him.)
  • Jeremy Clarkson (rescued by The Stig)
  • Vladimir Makarov (guards were eating donuts during his escape)
  • Minjg (Minjg took advantage that the prison had an extremely weak roof. So she hired King Harkinian to fetch her some bombs and, like Duncan, she climbed the walls and got out.)
  • Weegee (Broke out using his powers)
  • Roy, Wilford Brimley & Bill Cipher (Broken out by Weegee)
  • Gideon (Sparta Kicked a guard, stole an AST and blasted out through the walls.)
  • Frank Woods (Rescued by Alex Mason)
  • Robbie Rotten (Diguised himself as a guard when no one was looking and just walked out. Security was poor at the time.)
  • Lamar Davis (Rescued by Trevor Philips)
  • Foop (used his baby raddle to break out)
  • Starscream (He's a giant fucking robot. OF COURSE he escaped! What did you expect? They didn't even disarm him!)
  • Tomo Takino (Switched to her annoying English dub voice and literally annoyed her way out of the prison.)
  • Chloe Carmichael (Mary Sue'd her way out.)
  • Henry Stickman (Mailed his past Self multiple reality-breaking tools inside a cake)
  • Ugandan Knuckles (busted through a wall with sheer numbers)
  • Kim Jong Un/Kim Jong-il (used a consealed nuke To break the wall)
  • Tord (was in a cell with Kim Jong. Just walked out)
  • Supreme Leader Snoke (faked a death)
  • Yoshi (no reason. lol)


The First Crisis

One morning in February, Chef Hatchet hear that Strascream planned to escape from the prison during a day lunch. Deciding that this will be prevent, the staff tripled security prison to keep Starscream inside but unfortunately, Starscream got steal a Dinner Laser and used it during a lunch day in the prison. Starscream escaped from the place leaving a great hole in the wall which other prisoners followed him.

Atomic Bomb

One morning in August, an atomic bomb was achieved in room private messages, Kravindish confirmed that the bomb was built by Dat Clown and his aim was to destroy the prison and all prisoners for unknown reasons. When the Hyrule Army arrived in Dat Clown's house they founded his corpse with a gun in his hand (meaning that he committed suicide himself).

The Toxic Army attack

One morning in June, Ratigan and the toxic army hack the system security from the prison to get all the data store. However, the SSS Squad ruin their plan helping Kravindish and other guards to kill toxic army's members, when Ratigan ordered the withdrawal the Toxic army had to escape from the place, however Mayor Kravindish betrayed Hirohito and kill SSS Squad members and they had to escape too.

King goes crap

One midnight in July, King Harkinian goes insane and tried to kill his minions in Hyrule Castle, Harkinian was imprisoned for all the eternity in Hyrule State Prison, but later he escaped and left another big hole in the wall which other prisoners followed him (Just like Starscream) . The King managed to clear all charges thanks to his unknown power. Kravindish isn't stop watching him just in a unknown case.

How Lord Hater recaptured all the prisoners

Tirek's Epic Escape with MLG

One midnight in September, Tirek managed to escape from his cell and he rigged the whole prison with MLG. To ensure his escape, Tirek freed all the prisoners to follow him, and the only one remaining in the prison was Duke Onkled. This made a great tragedy for the prison which was left empty without prisoners, Mayor Kravindish decided to take extreme measures for the case.


One day, Mayor Kravindish hired Lord Hater and the Watchdogs for the balance in the prison again. Lord Hater and the Watchdogs recaptured all the prisoners in just 2 weeks and the prison was restored again. Mayor Kravindish proclaimed Lord Hater as new warden of the prison, although Lord Hater wasn't sure if accept later he did it.

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