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The IPad is a bigass iPhone created by Steve Jobs. Its purpose is porn unknown, exept for it's good for watching movies....and that's pretty much it. Many people own one for some reason. Even for learning about YouTube Poop with Khan Academy.

Super Duper Ultra iPad Uber Mega Pro

Have you ever thought "Jeez, my iPad is too small!"? Not anymore. With the new Super Duper Ultra iPad Uber Mega Pro, you can get a workout by lifting it up, and it is faster for all that, erm, gaming you have on it. It even has a pencil that costs $9001. What doesn't make sense is that the iPad has a 'Pro' edition. What most people use as a toddler distraction, has a PROFESSIONAL EDITION.

Actual size of the Super Duper Ultra iPad Uber Mega Pro

Also now there is a Super Duper Ultra iPad Uber Mega Pro Mini which is just a regular iPad but with the Super Duper Ultra iPad Uber Mega Pro features.

Sales

Everyone who's gay has one. It's sales are through the motherfucking roof. Steve Jobs stated:

"As long as these pedophiles keep buying my shit, then Apple will be fucking awesome!".

People are getting fatter and fatter, and don't give a shit about real life, but then again, why would they need to if they have the iPad?