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Sgt James Doakes is an African American soldier who appears on Dexter he is known for his one-time punchline phrase "Surprise Mother Fucka!" he said this because it was Dexter's Birthday and a Surprise Party. He often does this for other people's birthdays too including Weegee. Doakes also wants You to throw him a surprise Party too!


  • Surprises
  • Parties
  • "MFs"
  • You
  • Dexter
  • Toy Chica
  • Surprising people
  • Youtube
  • Army
  • Hand to Hand combat
  • Myspace
  • SPARTA!!
  • Getting drunk/high


  • No surprises
  • No "MF"
  • Not throwing a party
  • Dying
  • Krillin
  • Gays
  • Idiot
  • Atheists and Muslims


  • James is played by Erik King