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He will know if you're trying to kill him.

Jason Bourne
Full Name David Webb
Aliases John Michael Kane
Delta One
Background Information
Hometown How the fuck do I know
Status Alive
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Dislikes Those fucking CIA programs made by those fucking idiots
Nationality American
Occupation CIA assassin for Treadstone (formerly)
Alignment Neutral
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Appearances The Bourne Identity (2002)
Sexual Orientation Heterosexual
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Species Human
Gender Male
Age 46
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Height 5'10"
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Power Level 5
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Family Richard Webb (father)
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"Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!"
– Someone after seeing Bourne

David Webb, also known under his alias Jason Bourne is a fucking overpowered rogue CIA agent and assassin who didn't like being watched.

Background

Bourne was chilling in terrorist land when his dad was blown up by "terrorists". He joined Treadstone to fuck up some shit and killed a guy. He killed a Russian politician and his wife for his first mission. His next mission was to kill a black guy but didn't because he didn't want to be a racist bastard and his kids were there too. He was shot and found weeks later.

He did some badass fighting and tried to thwart the CIA's illegal plans and exposed them.