"Garfield, get out of the bed you diabetes ass cat!"
– Jong Erbeckle
Jon Arbuckle (Born 1972, age 49) is a novice level bachelor and unfunny man losing everytime at trying to do stuff that everyone else on this planet is able to do, like getting a girlfriend, in which they are all hostile towards him.
He is known for having enough dildos hidden under his bed.
Don was born in America, 40 years before joining the Murica Party. He later got Oddie and Garfunkle as pets, in which the former was nice and obediant and the latter just being addicted to lasanga and Yee. He also tries to an outgoing person, which fails because when tries to go on a date, any girl he meets just want to kill him, and when tries to go dancing he near gets arrested by Steve Haines for disturbing the peace.
Because of all this; the fails, Garfelf being a fat cat, nearly being shot by the cops, and being on the UNSC and Sesame Street Gang's shit-list, Jahn is now making chocolate pudding a 4 in the morning (like this guy) and making lasaga for his 3 layered cat, both because he's lost control of his life.
The only individual he's able to speak Equestrian English when he went to a party in Ganon's Pub with Maud Pie and Pinkamena Diane Pie. This is the very weird and impossible due to Don's lack of balance when he is dancing, which is other reason of why no woman wants to date with him.
One day, when Garfield wanted Jon to serve him more food, he finally lost it and decided to give the food to Odie instead to which Garfield responded with furiosly ripping off his balls causing Jon to bleed to death. Later, Garfield served Jon's balls to Odie who insulted him for what he did to Jon and Garfield kills him in response with a gun, but without anyone to abuse he proceeded to abuse his own digestive tract by eating seeds which caused a large tree to grow up from his ass. Then Jon's spirit appeared and cut down the tree causing it to crush Garfield's head leaving him retarded for life, all in revenge for killing him before.
- Having a Girlfriend
- Having fun
- Stu Pickles (They both lost control of their lives)
- Maud Pie
- Terrorists getting arrested
- Normal Life