Joseph Stalin (born December 18, 1878 age 142, died March 05, 1953, 68 years ago), popularly known as Mr. Moostache, was the dictator of the Soviet Union until from his birth until the day his dead in 2012 after 20th Century FOX stabbed him, it was revealed that he inspired the Invasion of Mobius - lead by Dr. Robotnik. Today, Stalin is living in hell, alongside other assholes.
Stalin was born in Moskvy, Mother Russia. At only five minutes old, Stalin shot both his parents dead and took over MOTHER RUSSIA, making it the Soviet Union. For his entire life, Stalin ruled the Union with an iron fist.
After Germany lost the Second YTP War, Stalin took the opportunity to invade East Germany. He took the nation along with the rest of east Europe.
However, the rest of the world soon noticed, and gave east Germany back to the rest of Germany. Since they didn't notice Austria, Hungary, Poland, Czechoslovakia, or the rest of the nation's missing, these nations remained in the Soviet Union.
Eventually, Stalin was saddened because he felt that something was missing in his life. The depression made him stop shaving and soon he grew a Moostache, which made made him happy again. Stalin then made it his goal in life to have the most badass Moosetache in the world, which soon made him rivals with Adolf Hitler, who was his ex-boyfriend.
In 4953, Capitalists invaded the Soviet Union. Stalin then tried to escape to Hyrule, but failed. He was then hanged.
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How Stalin was inspired.