Kim Jong Un (born January 8, 1982/83/84 age 33/32/31, died and reincarnated on May 1, 2015) is the current leader of North Korea, taking after his father Kim Jong Il. In 2013, he was declared by doctors to be mentally retarded, and at no position to run the country, yet he still runs it. He later build a statue in the honor to Mr. Trololo, who was the guy who made the Trololo song (also known as Troll Song).
Kim Jong Un is hungry, and thinks just about everything is cake. He hates every country in the universe, because they won't give him cake, he is deeply obsessed with eating. He once order the army to invade the UK because of a hot dog that was in the United Kingdom, aside from his hunger, he also is a troll and hogs all the internet in North Korea so he can troll at super Sonic speed.
Kim Jong Un is the founder and god of the religion of Kimism - the only religion allowed in North Korea. It believes and that Kim Jong Un is god, and thus he must have all the world's food. He established the Church the day he was born.
Kim Jong Un was born in North Korea, and after being born he ate the doctor, then his mother, the then ate his way home.
Kim Jong Un later went to kindergarden, but expelled on the first day for eating everything the entire classroom...including the people.
Rise to power
Kim Jong Un later killed his father so he could play Skyrim after 10PM. He then took control of the country and started to eat everything.
Head of North Korea
Today, Kim Jong-un is the head of North Korea, and the god of the North Koreans. He now eats junk food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. According to official records, Kim Jong-un is the world's most swag man.
Expanding a nation
Kim Jong Un eventually bought Gamelon for 15 million rupees. At first, Duke Onkled was happy realizing that Gamelon was now in good hands until Kim Jong Un turned the place into a brothel for his own fetish.
A grenade thrown by a Cuban soldier killed Kim Jong Un while he watched a battle with his binoculars. Aside from Kim Jong Un, some generals and soldiers was also killed by the grenade.
Without a vessel, Kim Jong Un's swag reincarnated him into "Kim Jong Swag". Kim Jong Swag is now the North Korean dictator.