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King Morton Koopa, Sr.
Full Name
Aliases Bowser
Background Information
Hometown Mushroom Kingdom
Status Alive
Likes Princess Peach
Dislikes The Mario Bros
Nationality Dark Landian
Occupation King of the Koopas
Alignment Chaotic Evil
Sexual Orientation N/A
Physical Description
Species Koopa
Gender Male
Age 1000+
Hair Color Orange
Fur Color
Feather Color
Eye Color
Breast Size
Power Level
Date Joined

King Morton Koopa Sr., more commonly known as Bowser Koopa (not to be confused with his brother), is just your average neighbour, peeking over the fence to spy on you, and leaving threatening letters on it to make sure you stay in line.

Oh, and he's also a sex offender.

Character Description

Bowser is constantly trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. He believes he can do this by kidnapping the Princess instead of killing her or something. (Amazing how the Ice King didn't sue him for this.) He would then take her to his castle, tell everyone where she is, send his retarded minions to walk around, places power-ups to help Mario rescue her, and stand on a bridge with an axe conveniently placed right behind him. He doesn't learn from his mistakes, and continues the usual strategy to this day, only this time he's sending his children to commit crimes for him. (Isn't he a great parent?) He was temporarily killed by The King, but was revived by his sons Bowser Jr. and Iggy Koopa.


Bowser as he appears in modern video games.

Bowser had a rather traumatic childhood. His father was a minotaur and his mother crested lizard. Her mother considered herself more attractive than Bowser and his father was the continuous subject of rape by him. One day, Bowser took the rifle from his father and killed his parents and rape them just for fun. Now older, he began to pursue the Princess and kidnap her. (Again... Why isn't the Ice King doing anything about it?) No one has ever known why he was chasing, but many people believe he was for fuck her and create a new species (something he learned from his mother). After many years trying to defeat Mario, he saw that definitely couldn't be stopped and decided to create new plans.

Finally, he founded Bowser Land along with Wario, but he left the business to Wario and retired to his country in Mobius. He's currently working as an image consultant to Bowsy and Ludwig, although CIA sources argue that they are in fact planning an offensive to take over the world. He and Wario later on joined E.V.I.L.

Family (other than already mentioned)

  • Lord Hater (clone)
  • Bowser (brother)
  • Poompa La Koopa (grandfather)
  • Barney The Dinosaur (deceased brother who Bowser suffocated with a pillow)
  • Ventus (nephew)
  • Clawdina Koopa (beat to death by Bowser)
  • Wart (possibly)
  • Kamek (stepfather)
  • Kammy Koopa (unknown, her last name is just Koopa)
  • Tyrantrum (stepbrother)
  • Peach (wife... technically not)
  • Dry Bowser

See also

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  • He has an archenemy named Fred.

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Places Luigi's Mansion | Bowser's Castle | Gloomy Manor | Haunted Towers | Soda Lake | Forest of Illusion

Mario (Fat Mario) | Luigi | Mama Luigi (Gay Luigi) (MLG Luigi) (Emo Luigi) | Princess Peach | Princess Daisy | Rosalina | Yoshi | Birdo | Wario | Waluigi | Toad |

Koopa Army

Bowser | Bowser Jr. | Magikoopa | Kamek | Larry Koopa | Morton Koopa Jr. | Wendy O. Koopa | Iggy Koopa | Roy Koopa | Lemmy Koopa | Ludwig von Koopa