Kowalski (born May 31, 2006 age 15 in Mr. Roger's Empire alias Antarctica) is a scientist and one of the four members of the S-Squad.
He is the one who plans the shit of the squad, which often ends either in pure destruction resulting of using miscellaneous weapons of mass destruction, or in a succesful black operation.
Apropos, he himself is the one who developes the squad's weapons, and other stuff (which would destroy the entire universe, therefore it will be never used).
- His own inventions
- Doris (a dolphin)
- Babbling about his specialties (The reason why often nobody listen to him)