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Krabby Patties are food items that are sold at the Krusty Krab. They are sold at ridiculously expensive prices of $69.00. Mr. Krabs created the patties to enslave the people of Bikini Bottom. About 666 patties are sold around the U.S. each day.

Don't eat the SaS patties!


Mr. Krabs was working on making a Nasty Patty when he created the Krabby Patty. He accidentally spilled Sas on the burger. The result turned out to be a greasy, horrible, and hypnotic burger. He decided to sell them. Because SoS is addictive, people became addicted to the burgers, making Mr. Krabs rich as heck. Also, he puts mustard gas outside his restaurant once people eat, so people are forced to eat there to survive.


Mr. Krabs makes about $3,000 with the drug burger business. He is now richer than Bill Gates because of these things. He sells about 120 patties a day. 120 X His rip off prices = A very large number.


  • 48 ounces of SaS
  • 3 tablespoons of Plankton
  • 21/2 lbs of human meat
  • Bad Max’s liver, kidneys, intestines, and spleen.
  • Horse Shipt
  • Tetrodotoxin
  • Dichlorophenol
  • Nicotine
  • Sand (Filler)
  • Sodium cyanide
  • Sulfuric Acid (H2SO4)
  • Sugar
  • Ass cheeks
  • Turbentine
  • Acetone
  • Benzene
  • Dip (used to kill cartoon characters as a pure substance)
  • Canned Bread (as the bun)
  • Meme magic
  • Shrek jizz
  • Carbon Monoxide (CO)
  • Nova 6 gas
  • High fructose corn syrup
  • Oleander
  • Foxglove
  • Hemlock
  • Titty milk
  • Man milk (For cheese)
  • Methanol (CH3OH)
  • Formaldehyde (CH2O)
  • Formic Acid (CH2O2)
  • Asbestos (Only in Cuckistan, Normistan, Rationalia and Equestria)
  • Numerous Mathematics, Algebra, and Chemistry supplies (from one of the worst subjects you ever taken in school, which was covered earlier in the sentence)
  • PCP (Only in San Andreas and Alderney)
  • 420 (Only in San Andreas)

The real krabby patty


  • The filler ingredient makes people have big butts and doesn't lie.
  • The Krabby Patty is the most addictive food item there ever is. It is even more addictive than McDonald's Big Macs.
  • Varients include the Nasty Patty, Crying Johnny, the Bubble Bass special, and much more.