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Michael De Santa
(A.K.A: Michael Townley)
Michael De Santa.jpg
YOU ENTITLED PIECE OF SHIT!!!

A.K.A

PlzDontFuckUp
Michael Townley
Suede Bucks
Meekall

Gender

Male

Age

53

Occupations

Robber
Killer
Businessman
Celestia's "Boy Toy"
A guy on Trevor Philips' shit-list

Sexual Orientation

Straight

WARNING: This page contains Trevor Philips!

Michael De Santa (A.K.A: Michael Townley, Suede Bucks or Zondar) is some guy who likes to think that he's good at heists and getting away with murder, but easily fucks up, and therefor having the username "PlzDontFuckUp". 

History

Michael was born in Equestria's Polar region, where he grew up in. but he didn't like it there. So he later moved to Skidrow, but the city was destroyed by Weegee. During a heist in North Yankton, he was in a four car police chase and driving the remains of the krusty cawck mobile from the susbob dickpants movie. After 3 minutes of shitty driving he crashed into the krab krusty And was shot by the ceiling of the Krab Krusty. The ceiling tried to kill Michael's co-conspiritor, Trevor Philips, but he got away. The North Yankton Police found his body and put him on a ididnotfuqup program.

A few weeks or so later, a Fake funeral was held for Michael in Equestria. The appearence of his grave is as follows:

R.I.P.

Michael Townley: He was allowed to live this long?

(Lived: May 20, 1000 - October 16, 2006)


In all actuality, Michael was still alive,But he decided to waste his life by killing and robbing people and now has various people trying to kill him: including Trevor,UNSC,SWAT,FBI,Moar KrabsPainis Cupcake, Marcellus Wallace, Vegeta, and Jonathan Irons.

Princess Celestia is also after Michael, but not to kill him. Instead she wants to use him for other reasons. This makes Michael seriously scared, and keeps high grade military weapons that he stole from fort zancudo in his secret room. Though he's not scared about the people that want to kill him, but about Princess Celestia due to her reputation.

Personal

MicHaEL's HaUS

Likes

  • Money
  • His wife and kids (sometimes)
  • Games
  • Repeating retarded movie phrases during his hiests (thats why he fuqs up)
  • Cars
  • Heists
  • Dr. Ivo Robotnik
  • His Haus
  • Bowser
  • Being a couch potato
  • Not fucking up
  • Movies
  • Franklin Clinton (his Boi)

Dislikes

  • Trevor (because of the actions of the Krab Krusty and MOAR)
  • His self (sometimes)
  • Princess Celestia (reasons)
  • Chop (becuase he shits in his Pool)
  • Skidrow (He's always hated that town)
  • Lord Farquaad
  • Beerus (That cat looking god that tried to kill this guy)
  • Guygus (YOU SPELLED IT WRONG, MICHAEL!!! NOW YOU HAVE FUQED UP!!!)
  • Fuqing up
  • Lord Tirek
  • Giovanni
  • Discord (He CANNOT trust him)
  • Adagio Dazzle
  • Sunset Shimmer