"NOOO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!"
– Michael Scott
Michael Scott is a guy played by Steve Carell in the TV show The Office (which is Gwonam's favorite show). He is the boss of the Scranton branch of the paper company Dunder Mifflin. His friends are Dwight Schrute and Homer Simpson. His wife is Nancy Carell. He has 24 illegitimate children.