We've got to have... MONEY.Lickboot
Money is a medium used to buy and sell stuff. It is the most-desired thing in the world–yes, even more than Magic Drugs–and is something all true warriors strive for, according to King Harkinian, who, like many leaders, takes it from people through taxes. Certain people, like Lickboot and Fortran, are even more obsessed with it than most and randomly rant about how important it is. This is true even moreso for Mr. Krabs, who thinks money is a living thing and will do anything it takes to get more.