"THIS IS A JECKING!!!"
– Niko before he pulls you out of the car.
Niko Bellic (Serbian Cyrillic: Нико Белић, romanized: Niko Belić; born 1978) is a Serbian criminal that migrated to the United States for a new line of work. He has a fetish for taxis or any other vehicle painted yellow.
He also fought for these guys during Yugoslavia.
Niko, for a living, is a hired gun and pays for sex. He has an annoying cousin named Roman, who insist on wanting to take Niko bowling, even in the most inconvenient of circumstances. He has an incredible resilience, for example, if he falls from a height that nearly gets him killed, he just eats either a Hot Dog or a Burger and heals up instantly. His fetish for yellow cars usually happens when he's drunk, but can also happen when he isn't.
His best friend and partner in crime is Packie McReary, in which they both did a move on the Bank of Liberty, which caused Niko's power level to reach over 9000.
Getting Revenge on Dimitri Rascalov and Jimmy Pegorino
After several betrayals, Niko decided to get revenge on a backstabbing Russian and some Italian named after some sort of cheese. Once he killed the Russian, Cheese Guy got crossed and killed Niko's girlfriend in a fit of rage. This caused Niko to become a Super Saiyan and kill Pecorino before he could release Giygas. The war is over, Dips--t.
The Loss of Princess Celestia and "The Hunt"
After Princess Celestia was killed by the FRED virus during an attack, Niko got really pissed. He was granted immortality by Shenron so Joker would be unable to kill him, and started going on an event that this guy calls "The Hunt".
- Roman Bellic (cousin)
- Packie McReary (young ward)
- Kate McReary (girlfriend)
- Brucie Kibbutz
- Little Jacob
- Dwayne Forge
- Mordecai and Rigby
- YELLOW CAR
- Rainbow Dash
- Elizabeta Torres
- Princess Celestia (another Best Friend)
- Shenron (granted him immortality)
- Frank Woods
- Jimmy De Santa (possibly)
- Dimitri Rascalov
- Jimmy Pegorino
- Mikhail Faustin
- Vladimir Glebov
- Jonathan Irons
- The Joker (For killing Princess Celestia)
- Osama Bin Laden
- Lex Luthor
- Roman Bellic (When he's annoying him about bowling or beeg American teettees.)
- Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
- The Fat Controller
- Trevor Philips
- Even though he has a yellow-painted vehicle fetish, Niko isn't a member of E.V.I.L.