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"Hi! You would like to buy a Slurpee?"
– Osama's day job

Osama bin Laden (German for O' say on, am shop) was the leader of al-Qaeda. He was responsible for the 9/11 attacks and a lot bombings and shootings.

He is the champion of Hide and Seek; he hid for nearly ten years. It's really a shocker that even the USA couldn't catch him for so long.


Osama bin Laden was born thousands of years ago, when his family was inaugurating the first porn club which was a not very successful job to all of them, Osama ignored the recommendations of his camel (too much time under the Sun) and entered in the construction business, with major projects such as the latrines on the outskirts of Mecca. That Business was followed by his family to the present day that he has contracts for the construction of almost all the mosques in the world and the next in the international space station.

Although for Osama's demolition business was a good job for him. The writer and political scientist, but also evil terrorist Vladimir Makarov swore to him that in good times Osama bin Laden with his family and the Bush family will have successful relationships. So when Muhammad bin Laden (Osama's father) sold all the oil from Arabia to George W. Bush and he paid them with weapons, Osama and George children's played hide-and-seek, Bush sought and Laden was hiding, but the latter was so excellent in the game that he was not found until they got sick of Ebola.


He was murdered by Seal Team 6, but he was resurrected by Weegee for scientific purposes.

Osama selling Slurpees at the 7/11 up in Dearborn.

Second Death

When Osama was involved in the evil plan of Mario Head of giving extinction to everyone in YTP World, Osama was hiding in the second tower along with Mr. Roger. Despite tha Arabia's army had enough atomic weapons, the army was destroyed by the Hylian's army and King Harkinian killed Osama by a shot in the head. Since then, Arabia now belongs to Gwonam.

Character Info


Pinkie Pie - I know you're in there

Deleted footage from the Bin Laden raid.


  • Allah
  • Hamza Tzortzis/Muhammad
  • Islam
  • Qu'ran
  • Afghanistan
  • The Kabaa
  • Mario Head
  • Whatever Afghanistan likes
  • Saudi Arabia
  • Weegee (for resurrecting him)
  • Terrorism
  • Ak47, Ak47u, and RPG
  • Communists
  • Kim Jong Un
  • Gwonam
  • Egypt
  • Mitt Romeny (BFFs)
  • Drek
  • 9/11
  • 7/11