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Phil Swift Has a Mental Breakdown Again

Phil Swift Has a Mental Breakdown Again

Phil Swift Has a Mental Breakdown Again is a YouTube Poop by the great FlyingKitty. It parodies the Flex Glue Clear ad featuring Phil Swift.

Script

I can't feel my legs

(Camera zooms out to reveal his bottom half has disappeared)

(Screams)

(Just fucking kill me!)

Holy shit

Look at all this ****

And with amazing Instagram

It locks into place

And it holds on TIGHT

(Internal screaming)

Ordinary cocks are thin and runny

But my dick is THICC like honey

NE

It clings to yo FACE

AND

There's Phil Swift LIQUID

On the surface

(Earrape)

(Liquid)

No matter what the glass

(Squish)

You can SUCK MY ASS

(Smash)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The incredible power of

Flex Flex REAR

Is perfect

For tight ASSES

That are always SUPER TIGHT

This clearly means

That my brain never shrinks

(Never shrinks)

(Stretching sound)

(Pop)

Now you can shit your pants

Without changing your beautiful underwear

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF POOP JOKES

(Screaming)

Flex glue clear

Takes your greatest fears

(Underwater noises)

And it even tortures you with them

(Sad piano music)

I was fine till my dad disappeared

Flex Glue Clear underwater

Even DRIVES underwater

(Heinous!)

Nobody would be crazy enough to build a BUCKET

But you might wanna stay clear

This thing ain't nothing to FUCK WITH

GOTEM

(Banging noise)

DAMMIT

(Crashing noise)

Wood

(Sawing noise)

Using these HEAVY glass panels

(Crash)

I built this BONER

(Holy fuck!)

No matter what you say

You're still gay

(Smash)

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Wow...

Look at all these beautiful COCKS

Now THAT'S illegal

(Police sirens)

DAMMIT

GET REKT

To make this the most incredible deal

We're gonna double

Two cans of Bacon

All for FREE

That's right

Not one

Not two

Not THREE

But ONE

Large can of CRACK

(Laughing)

Now you can DIE

(Explosion)

(Outro)

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