"This is the Cum Bucket"
"I went to college! "
– Plankton's first defeat
Sheldon J. Plankton, Jr. (born November 30, 1942 age 78, died January 15, 2014, 7 years ago), better known by his shortened (and less humiliating) name Plankton, is a super living bad copepod mastermind that wants to rule Bikini Bottom.
Plankton graduated from UNBB in 1982, and for the next 17 years, he had tried to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
In 1999, Plankton started doing drugs, in which he would get high with Karren. He also frequently robbed the Krusty Krab's cash register to buy some more LSD. He also frequently calls Spongebob at night saying some fake emergency like there was another 9/11.
In 2002, Plankton was charged with Theft and Illegal Drug use (see above), and sentenced to five years in prison. However, after only seven months, he bailed out by paying back the Krusty Krab all of the amount of money that he stole.
In 2004, after enslaving Bikini Bottomies, Plankton was databased into the Most Wanted list of the UNSC.
In early 2005, Plankton was charged with Harassment (see above) by local authorities, and got a two month ban from his telephone service provider.
Hyrule Castle incident and "death"
Plankton died on Jan 15, 2014 at age 72, But how? He was knocking at the door at 3:56 AM at hyrule castle. He said to King Harkinian that he needs a gun, Mayor Krandavish is coming after him. He had the door shut on Planktons face. He ran after hearing sirens behind the castle to somewhere pitch black. Only one with him was Hirohito. Hirohito quickly took a rusty cleaver and cut tiny planton in half, killing him instantly. Nobody knew about this murder because Hirohito ate Plankton's body, both halves. However, Plankton in the end somehow survived.
According to an analysis made in 1999 by Plankton's MS-DOS-wife, Plankton is composed of:
- 99% hot gas
- 1% evil
According to another analysis made in 2017 by The Analyzer, there is a different result for Plankton's composition. He is now composed of:
- 100% big jerk
- 30% mean guy
- 20% spiteful monster
- 50% evil butt-head
It is most likely that the top composition is Lameton's and the bottom composition is Plankton's
Likes and Dislikes
- His Cum Bucket
- Karan, his smarter and less annoying computer wife.
- Mr. Krabs
- Team Rocket
- Lord Tirek
- Making things that backfire
- Khmer Ro4uge
- Grimlock (He destroyed their dreams of stealing the secret formula of krabby patties)
- Frank Woods
- Hoppity hop balls (they're too big and bouncy)
- The Joker
- Admiral Briggs
- Princess Celestia (Threatened to send him to the Moon. This was BEFORE being wanted by the UNSC)
- Cap'N Crunch (Threatened to kill him in the canon world and well..he did it but Plankton managed to be resurrected).
- Tony the Tiger (he's too scared of him)