"imma gonna kill all non Nintendo racers!"
– Mario's goal in this race
- Anyone who isn't Nintendo
- Peach (for some reason)
- Crash Bandicoot (Beheaded)
- Knuckles the Echidna (Blown up by Bob-omb)
- Anakin Skywalker (Caught on fire and burned to death and raped by This pedophile)
- Yoshi (Broken glass to the face, Crashed while driving)
- Donkey Kong (Giant banana up butt and exits through the mouth)
- Sackboy (Mario turns into a Bullet Bill and Sackboy explodes)
- Sonic the Hedgehog (Face filed down on boost pad and then captured by Ash)
- Toad (Mario pops off his head and eats it so he can become giant)
Racist Mario was killed by Kratos. While Mario tries to knock Kratos off the road, he eats Toad's head and turns giant. But Kratos is used to battling giants so he uses his weapons to climb up Mario's arm and stabs his eyes out. Racist Mario is later seen beheaded and on a spear alongside Pac-Man.