Red Sonic Sez is a YouTube Poop trilogy by Knucklehand, which parodies the sexual harassment Sonic Sez Segment from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. It is mainly made up by sentence mixing, as well as re-coloring. The first video was uploaded December 20, 2008, followed by a second video on July 16, 2009, the final video was uploaded January 21, 2010.
In all three videos Red Sonic tells kids bad things, like they are gay, or to touch people in a way that makes them uncomfortable.
Red Sonic Sez bad things
Kids, you are gay! You like to touch your parents! There's nothing more cool then cum that makes you feel comfortable, but if someone you like tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel good...that's good! Most important, you got to touch your teacher in a way that makes your teacher cum. It's your body, no one has the right to touch your body in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable. Be hugged by someone you like makes you feel uncomfortable, GET OUT OF THERE!!! If someone tries to touch your police officer! Most important, your parents are gay. That makes you feel no good, but if someone tries to touch your parents GET OUT OF THERE!!! Most important kids, smoking is cool! You got to smoke so much that if makes you feel good good good good good good good. Then what do you do? Don't be a fool, you got to fuck your parents, your teacher, someone you like...like kids, a police officer! Link: Wow! My head!
Red Sonic Sez more bad things
I'm bored Sonic, there's nothing to do.
[To Tails] Fuck you little bitch!
[To Audience] Kids, there's nothing like the smell of the fresh wind in your mom. Smoking wind can take you to far away lands, and exotic hurl. There's not limit to the things you can do, smoking makes you feel like Chuck Norris. You got to smoke everyday, but if someone tries to touch your smoke then you drink liquor. Like all drugs, alcohol makes you feel so good. You'll feel pretty hot, but it will be you having a problem learning how to drink liquor. What do you do? Fuck someone you like, there's nothing more cool then sex. Everyone has the right to touch you penis, but if someone tries to touch you in a way that makes you cum...then you got to use your imagination! Touch your body in a way that makes you feel like your touching your teacher! Most important, never ever trust a police officer.
Heman [In Sonic's voice]:
Drugs makes your problems go away!
Red Sonic sez EVEN more bad things
Kids, you smell like shit, that makes everyone feel uncomfortable. You're really stupid, there's no way for you to be cool. You suck, your parents don't like you! If you need help there's no one there to help you, so what do you do? First, forget everyone you like. Then, you get into a car with strangers, GET OUT OF THERE!!! Most important, you got to hurt yourself, in a place or in a way that makes you break your bones. Then you got to touch someone you trust, in a place that makes them have a trouble to shit. Most important, never stay in school, but if someone tries to make get into a school. Then you got to tell someone you trust, like your bitch, a duck, a cartoon character. Most important, if there's a fire or someone's trying to break into your home or someone body has been hurt....that's good!
There's nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!
It's you body...