"RAN RAN RUUUUU!"
– Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald (also known as the Penis Clown) is the official mascot of the McDonald's restaurant franchise. Ronald is a pedophile who is always trying to get little children to come into his restaurant. When aroused, he shouts "RAN RAN RUU!" On the internet you can find weird Japanese "Ran Ran Ru" remixes of Ronald McDonald.
Ronald is a tall, stupid-looking clown(that for some reason is not morbidly obese from eating all those Big Macs) who looked good for 50's standards. He hasn't changed one bit, and neither have his friends. It was once belived that his red lips were blood-stained, but it turned out that this is ketchup, and he is a very sloppy eater.
- MCDONALDS FRENCHFRIES!
- AND SHAKES!
- THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF RONALD MCDONALD
- I THINK THERES SOMETHING MISSING, HAMBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!
Cult of McDonald
Unknown to Ronald, a group of obese people who eat at McDonald's worship him as a god. Their group is called the Cult of McDonald and they practice a religion called Ronaldism.
Invasion of the American Economy
Ronald McDonald took over the United States's economy in 2007.
He was defeated by King Harkinian.
In one other effort to destroy America, Ronald McDonald formed The Taliban, after his half brother Spiderus gave him permission. Although he attracted many members and led them into battle, Ronald McDonald was eventually hunted down and killed by American soldiers.