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"Ho! Ho! Ho!"
– Santa at a strip club wishing a merry Christmas!

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Santa Claus
Full Name Santa Claus
Aliases St. Nicholas

St. Nick

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Alignment Lawful Good
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Species God (of Christmas and Capitalism)
Gender Male
Age Unknown, possibly old age, or even ∞.
Hair Color White
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Dr. Robotnik as Pingas Claus

Santa Claus is the Wizard of Christmas who brings the presents for the children all around the world unless they have been major douches, or are poor. You only like him because he gives you free stuff, you piece of shit goldigger.

He is also a racist, as has not visited Africa in 75 years, even back then only giving them coal because it's the color of their skin.

Character Info

Likes

  • Nice Children
  • Barack Obama
  • Joe Biden
  • All Lives Matter
  • Henry Stickmin (Sometimes)
  • Charles Calvin
  • Me
  • Jesse Ridgway

Dislikes

Trivia

  • Santa Claus is Not who you think he is.
  • Dr. Light covers for Dr. Robotnik so he can steal chocolate.
  • Dr. Robotnik pretended to be santa to Sonic it wasn't convincing. Also Rape!!!!