"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the skips way"
– Skips about to rape someone
Skips is a monkey-yeti-ape thing that is from Regular Show. He is the literally the "god/godfather" of the park. Skips is immortal so bullets, swords, and other shit won't kill him.
Skips has multiple hobbies (some of which are out of order). In his spare time, he rapes the other employees and harasses them when they fail at life. Skips is an old bitch as well. He was born sometime in the 1700s and still isn't dead...yet. He is basically the real MVP in one finger deathpunch.
Likes and Dislikes
- Raping people
- Especially Benson
- Harassing others
- Punching People
- Especially Rigby
- Fucking up the Dimension Warriors
- Losing to dumbasses such as Rigby
- The other park
- Getting Raped himself
- People who are stronger than him
- Monochrome Faggots such as Mr. Game and Watch
- The Dimension Warriors
- Hideki Tojo
Skips was born in 1700s. He was in a war but still didn't die. He lived in the 1800s were he raped more people. Skips invented pornagraphy in the 1900s making him famous until Benson raped him and made him work at the park. Nowadays, Skips is a faggo who works at a 1 Star Park.