|Spinge Binge: Me Millionth Dollar|
July 11, 2017
Spinge Binge: Me Millionth Dollar is a YouTube Poop uploaded by Jallerbo on July 11, 2017, that is the second installment of the Spinge Binge series (the previous being Spinge Binge: My Little Pizza). The third installment, Spinge Binge: The Sex Joke Event Horizon was uploaded on January 2018.
On April 25, 2019, the video was fully removed, due to the video violating the "sex and nudity" policy of the CG. It was later reuploaded on December 22, 2019, but the video was again removed for the same reason. As a result, Jallerbo reposted the video on her Vimeo account, where it remains. Several other YouTubers have also reuploaded the video, although some reuploads have been taken down either because of the sex and nudity policy or due to a copyright claim by Viacom.
(Note: like every other YTP, this doesn't make much sense so don't expect this plot to make sense either)
The YTP starts at a "slow day" at the Krusty Krab... where Mr. Krabs gets salt in his eyes, screaming, and terrifying Spongebob and Squidward. He runs to the bathroom, and an explosion traps him there, where Spongebob and Squidward go to extreme measures (asking about diarrhea color, slapping, and even twerking) to get some information out of him.
Moments after, Squidward murders a customer, and Spongebob rips out the heart out of another customer. Squidward, tired of all the murder madness, asks Mr. Krabs if he can go home before getting answers in the form of the theme song opening and Mr. Krabs requesting content for his Hentai. Patrick comes in, but Spongebob immediately inteferes with a grenade, blowing Patrick's head off.
Later, Squidward is waiting for an order from Spongebob but gets his sh*t in his face instead. Spongebob then hands Squidward the real order, which contains Mr. Krab's p*nis. One sex scene later, once Spongebob has finished blowing off Squidward's c*ck, he proves to Squidward that Mr. Krabs is a r*tard, by telling Mr. Krabs that Squidward's father r*ped him, and Mr. Krabs suggests Squidward kills himself during break. Spongebob tries to avert that by requesting Squidward smell poop.
This pisses off Squidward, who gets shot in the face, buried under a grave saying "Here lies Squidward's t*sticles", and getting dug up and terrified by Mr. Krabs ordering him to get back to work. Back at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs and Spongebob j*rk off throughout the night.
The next day, Spongebob and Patrick are having fun through various means: asking neighbors to get naked and discussing their nude state, while Sandy, who recalls ice cream being "frozen c*ck s*x" in Texas, notices strange things in her home, including a glass of p*nis juice being moved mysteriously, and portraits of d*cks on her walls.
Spongebob gets a c*ndom to get c*m with Patrick as Squidward j*rks himself off to gay p*rn. Spongebob and Patrick are playing in a box outside Squidward's house, and Squidward brags about his c*m, as a result, Spongebob and Patrick get it on inside the box, not disturbing Squidward, who's questioning why he hasn't wore a shirt saying "God Hates F*gs".
Squidward rejects a soup from Spongebob that says "Eat A*s" and gives him diarrhea. After Mr. Krabs and Squidward kick out a customer wanting f*reskin, Mr. Krabs, now on a boat with Squidward and Spongebob, asks Squidward to come on him. He ties them up and tortures them by showing the same gay p*rn Squidward watched before, and the ship topples, sending them to different places.
Mr. Krabs lands as a real crab in front of Fred entering the Krusty Krab, Spongebob ends up having s*x with Plankton, and Squidward rages over a useless Magic Conch Shell, thus he ends up licking sand in front of Spongebob and Mr. Krabs. Both are standing outside the Krusty Krab, and Mr. Krabs orders Spongebob to kill Squidward with a trowel.
The YTP ends with Mr. Krabs about to get tortured by d*ldoes, and it reveals that this was on TV for a really confused family to watch. At the end, a brief image of Dane Cook is shown
- SpongeBob episodes:
- Wet Painters
- Krab Borg
- Just One Bite
- Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy IV
- Can You Spare a Dime?
- One Krabs Trash
- Mid-Life Crustacean
- The Algae's Always Greener
- The Bully
- As Seen On TV
- Nasty Patty
- Chocolate With Nuts
- Rock-A-Bye Bivalve
- No Weenies Allowed
- Pranks a Lot
- Idiot Box
- My Pretty Seahorse
- Club SpongeBob
- Krabby Land
- I Had an Accident
- Shake That - Nate Dogg
- Soulja Boy - Crank That
- Gay P*rn from BET
- Lose Yourself - Eminem
- Hotel Mario (Did you bring a light? No)
- Zelda CD-I
- Michael Rosen
- Mr. Bison - Yes!
- This YTP begins with a title card with the offensive, racial slur that insults African-Americans called "N*ggers" as well as joke directed against Holocaust denial, making "Spinge Binge: Me Millionth Dollar" have the most offensive beginning of any YTP.
- While it may seem like the video was removed for using the n-word, or because of Viacom, it was actually removed for when Squidward was watching gay p*rn.
- The YTP has 3 sex scenes throughout the entire video: one by SpongeBob and Squidward, one by Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob, and one by Plankton and SpongeBob.
- Spinge Binge: Me Millionth Dollar is rife with vulgar sex jokes, occasional profanity, and sometimes bloody violence.
- This became a meme when a Youtuber named SKYVIEWRAY reacted to the YTP with shock and horror although the original video was taken down, there is a reupload surviving for years to come.
- Puka A is used as the title card music.