|Spinge Binge: The Sex Joke Event Horizon|
January 14, 2018
Spinge Binge: The Sex Joke Event Horizon is the third installment in the Spinge Binge YTP series, made by Jallerbo. It was blocked two times for Copyright and Community Guidelines violations on April 2018.
This YTP was released on January 10, 2018. The series revolves around the endeavors and adventures of Spingebill and his faggots in an unknown undersea world. In this YTP, SpongeBob and Patrick fight in UFC.
The video has garnered over more than three million views, and it remains one of Jallerbo’s most successful YouTube Poops. It is also credited for bringing her to mainstream YTP success.
Speculation of a sequel (Spinge Binge 3: Part 2) which will follow up to this video has been widely teased since its release. However, no new developments regarding this have been made, leading to the upcoming video called as "vaporpoop", which means several instances where the aforementioned upcoming video has been announced multiple times, but is never made. Jallerbo has not implied if Spinge Binge 3: Part 2 is ever cancelled, however it is also implied that she is considering not doing it.
That doesn't mean any new Spinge Binge will likely never happen. A 4th installment of the series was released in April Fools Day 2020, and a 5th installment titled |ytp| jallerbo makes spinge binge was released on October 1, 2020. Both videos do not follow up to Horizon and just plainly consist of randomness.
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Big Pink Loser
- Just One Bite
- I Had an Accident
- The Smoking Peanut
- Nasty Patty
- Bossy Boots
- The Algae's Always Greener
- Pizza Delivery
- Artist Unknown
- Jellyfish Jam
- Idiot Box
- Patty Hype
- Chocolate with Nuts
- One Krab's Trash
- The Secret Box
- Help Wanted
- Krab Borg
- Krabby Land
- Can You Spare a Dime
- Imitation Krabs
- Ripped Pants
- Pranks a Lot
- No Weenies Allowed
- Fry Cook Games
- Survival of the Idiots
- The Sponge Who Can Fly
- Chad Warden - Why the PS3 is better than the Wii and Xbox 360
- Closer - Nine Inch Nails
- Dragon Ball Z (final fight scene)
- September 11, 2001 attacks (Bush did it)
- Dane Cook - Victorious Circle
- Careless Whisper
- Twice, this video references 9/11, the first is when Patrick falls off his rock, and the second is when SpongeBob drops Mr. Krabs.
- This video was blocked from YouTube, but is on Vimeo and has been reuploaded on YouTube.
- This is the only Spinge Binge episode without a title card (not counting SpongeBob's secret channel).
- This is the longest Spinge Binge episode.
Painty the Pirate: Are you ready, kids? (Everyone prepares to shoot at him, including SpongeBob) Oh sheet! (The pirate screams while he is shot)
French Narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab.
Patrick Star: I’m not a Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Krusty Krab, your p*nis is showing.
(It is showing)
(Patrick feels guilty, lights a stick of dynamite, and explodes)
Mr. Eugene Harold Krabs: F**k me, SpongeBob!
(Mr Krabs takes him inside the kitchen)
SpongeBob: Oh yeah!
Squidward J. Q. Tentacles: They’re sickening. (Cut to SpongeBob h*mping Mr. Krabs. Cut back to Squidward.) I hate gay people.
SpongeBob: (laughing) Die!
(SpongeBob shoots him in the back of the head and Squidward wakes up)
Squidward: I have got to get my d*ck sucked! (Squidward goes out of his house as another Squidward goes into the main Squidward's house and explodes. The main Squidward goes to the Krusty Krab to see a f**ked up Patrick dancing to music) Oh no, he’s hot!
🎵 I want to f**k you 🎵
(Patrick licks him and Squidward screams)
Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. (Squidward’s head shatters into pieces and SpongeBob turns into cutout static. Then, outside the Krusty Krab, Patrick gets hit by a child m******r’s car. We see a shot of his badge)
SpongeBob: What can I get for you (we see the child m******r drawing Hitler), young lady?
Child m******r: I’m going to need you to bring me one p*nis.
SpongeBob: (brings it) Excellent choice, my darling.
Child m******r: Hello, delicious. (SpongeBob and him gets f**ked up)
Mr. Krabs: (slaps eyes) We’re f**ked.
(The m******r swallows c*m, chokes, and explodes)
Mr. Krabs: Look at him die! Hahahahaha!!!
(The child m******r, triggered, shoots Mr. Krabs in the heart)
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I did it!
Mr. Krabs: That’s me girl! (He lays down)
SpongeBob: Beep beep.
Mr. Krabs: Get that suit on, sailor. It’s already been paid for.
(Squidward does so, on top are the letters KKK)
Sheldon James Plankton: So, have you two known each other long? (light goes out) Huh?
Mr. Krabs: GET THE F**K OUT!
Plankton: Goodbye, everyone. (Plankton presses the button on his belt, which causes an explosion, and a d*ldo lands)
(SpongeBob and Patrick scream)
Patrick: What is that thing, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: It looks like a d*ldo.
Patrick: Go touch it.
(SpongeBob does so, and it explodes)
Patrick: Is it in here?
SpongeBob: No don’t, that’s my- (A flood of d*ldoes fly out of the closet) I think my p*nis is getting hard.
Patrick: Then let’s go! (He pulls SpongeBob’s arm off. We cut to outside of SpongeBob’s house as he screams in pain)
Squidward: How about this one? I call it: Bold and Brash. (Holds up a picture of a d*ldo)
Monty P. Moneybags: More like Belongs in My A*s. Ahahahahaha!
Patrick: I want an award!
SpongeBob: I don’t give a flying f**k. (Patrick falls on his back and SpongeBob jumps on him) You can do anything you want.
Patrick: I got it, let’s f**k!
(They do so, annoying Squidward)
Squidward: Grr... 18 hours! (Squidward calls Spongebob and Patrick) I’ve had enough of this! (C*m flies out of the phone and spreads on Squidward's face. Later, he goes to the Krusty Krab to see a vault full of d*ldoes.) HOLY SH*T!!!
SpongeBob: You like d*cks, don’t you Squidward? (Squidward closes the door)
Plankton: Mr. Krabs gets to eat out his daughter. (Cut to Mr. Krabs eating out Pearl. Cut back to Plankton) I wish I could suck Mr. Krabs’ c*ck just to know what it’s like. (He takes a sip of soda and spits it right back out when he hears a knock at the door. He opens it up to see Mr. Krabs standing there stark naked.)
Mr. Krabs: I have to c*m.
(They do so.)
Mr. Krabs: Thar she blows!
Fred The Fish: My leg!
Squidward: (finds a d*ldo) Why haven't I worn this yet? (Throws it away, Squidward goes inside the package and falls to the land of d*cks)
SpongeBob: Are you ready for the big d*cks, Patrick? (When Patrick is asked this, he takes off his pants and he is ready) Hi, mailman!
(Mailman screams in terror)
Patrick: Hey, the mail's here.
(The mailman keeps screaming, confusing Spongebob and Patrick.)
SpongeBob: Let's go see Squidward!
Patrick: I hope he's not too down in the dumps today.
(Squidward falls through the roof of his house, and a d*ldo stabs and kills him)
SpongeBob: We haven't improved Squidward’s day yet!
(Patrick throws a grenade at Squidward's house and it explodes)
Squidward: SpongeBob, this is the final bra. (Points at a bra)
(A TV lands, crushing Patrick)
Tentacle Acres spokeoctopus: Hi there, suck my t*sticles!
Tentacle Acres spokeoctopus: Would you rather tear out your p*nis and have the three way-
Tentacle Acres spokeoctopus: Four-way s*x?
Tentacle Acres spokeoctopus: P*nis p*nis p*nis is just a suction cup away. (the screen shows a d*ldo being taken off a table)
SpongeBob: Secretly, I'm a little b*tch.
Patrick: Wow. The inner mac and cheese of my mind is a n*gga. (He imagines FilthyFrank getting splashed with mayo) Nobody! Naughty girl.
SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?
Patrick: No! Not even Squidward's house.
Squidward's house: (Leans over them) F**k you!
Patrick: And to think we joined the Big F**king F*ggot club! (Shows him a club ring)
SpongeBob: I've got my secret TV channel. (Shows him Two Girls One Cup, Patrick is horrified of what he just saw, and runs to his rock while screaming in fear, only to fall on spikes and die)
Mr. Krabs: It's an emergency!
(SpongeBob's pants inflate)
Plankton: Please put me down. (SpongeBob starts h*mping him as he screams)
Patrick: Go, SpongeBob! (Falls down, to reveal that he's falling from the top floor of the Twin Towers)
Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. (Reveals a poorly drawn Squidward)
Mr. Krabs: First day of summer?
Mr. Krabs: Wee-hoo! (jumps so high)
SpongeBob: What is it about Sus that makes us so happy?
Mr. Krabs: Unsupervised children! (Cut to the menu board. It reads "C*caine $3.99 Moldy D*ldo $3.99 Furry P*rn $1.99 D*ck Cheese $2.99".) I guess that's what I like best. (With Krabs ready to have s*x, the kids are horrified) Are ya ready, kids? (The kids scream) Ah, that's better.
SpongeBob: Look, Mr. Krabs! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! (he's j*rking off)
Mr. Krabs: Get f**ked.
SpongeBob: Squidward, you're making a big steak!
Squidward: The only steak I ever made was delicious! (He licks the steak in the sand)
SpongeBob: I will not let you die!
Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob, could you let me die? (SpongeBob lets him fall down from the top of the Twin Towers)
SpongeBob: Steppin' on the beach, doo-doo, doo- (He steps on a landmine and explodes) So what do you say, baby?
(Everyone leaves because he's gay)
Sandy: (Holding TNT) ALLAHU AKBAR!
Patrick: I'm gonna have some of your delicious c*m! (He tries to open the can, but all the d*cks fly out)
Sandy: SpongeBob, are you ready?
SpongeBob: I most certainly am ready! (Cut to him naked, standing next to a bag full of d*ldoes) Ready to get it on.
(SpongeBob changes Patrick’s name to Pickle Rick, and Patrick is horrified)
Patrick: NO! Forget the C*m Bucket! (He licks SpongeBob’s foot, and he is happy with it, COURTESY OF DEVIANTART)
SpongeBob: Alright, Pinhead, your time is up!
Patrick: Who you callin' D*ckhead? I'm Dirty Dan!
SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan! (Patrick squishes him to death with his snow shovel)
Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob shoots him in the heart)
SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan! (Patrick blows him away with a bomb)
Patrick: I'm Dirty Da- (SpongeBob throws a knife into his brain)
SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan! (Patrick crushes him with a fridge)
Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob shoots him with an arrow)
SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan! (Patrick runs him over with a car)
Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob kills him by making him run over a tripwire)
SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Da- (Patrick kills him by catapulting a fireball onto him)
Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob slices his head off with a sword)
SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Da- (Patrick kills him with a grenade)
Patrick: I'm Dirty Da- (Saiyan SpongeBob tackles him to the Krusty Krab, and explodes, but somehow he survives) Huh?
SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan.
(The two enemies become Super Saiyan)
SpongeBob and Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan!
(When the two enemies clash, an explosion appears, it reverses, then SpongeBob survives with a d*ldo)
("To Be Continued?")
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(FUH meme is used at the end)