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Spinge Binge: The Sex Joke Event Horizon
YTP Spinge Binge The Sex Joke Event Horizon

YTP Spinge Binge The Sex Joke Event Horizon


Primary source

SpongeBob SquarePants

Made by

jallerbo

Upload date

January 14, 2018

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Spinge Binge: The Sex Joke Event Horizon is the third installment in the Spinge Binge YTP series, made by Jallerbo. It was blocked two times for Copyright and Community Guidelines violations on April 2018.

This YTP was released on January 10, 2018. The series revolves around the endeavors and adventures of Spingebill (or whatever you wanna fuckin' say it) and his faggots in an unknown undersea world. In this YTP, Spinge Binge and Potrock fight in UFC.

The video has garnered over more than three million views, and it remains one of Jallerbo’s most successful YouTube Poops. It is also credited for bringing her to mainstream YTP success.

Two sequels have been announced on January 29, 2020 under the working titles Full Throttle and Alone. The sequels are projected to be released simultaneously within the summer of 2020.[1][2] Prior to the announcement, Jallerbo made jokes about Spinge Binge 4 throughout 2018-2019, leaving people thinking if the sequel will ever get around to being legitimate.

Sources

Episodes used:

Big Pink Loser, Just One Bite, I Had an Accident, The Smoking Peanut, Nasty Patty, Bossy Boots, The Algae's Always Greener, Frankendoodle, Pizza Delivery, Artist Unknown, Jellyfish Jam, Idiot Box, Shanghaied, Patty Hype, Chocolate with Nuts, Squidville, One Krabs Trash, The Secret Box, Help Wanted, Krab Borg, Krabby Land, Can You Spare a Dime, Imitation Krabs, Ripped Pants, Pranks a Lot, No Weenies Allowed, Fry Cook Games, Survival of the Idiots and The Sponge Who Can Fly

Chad Warden - Why the PS3 is better than the Wii and Xbox 360

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Dragon Ball Z (final fight scene)

September 11, 2001 attacks (Bush did it)

Dane Cook - Victorious Circle

Careless Whisper

Transcript

Painty the Pirate: Are you ready, kids? (Everyone prepares to shoot at him, including SpongeBob) Oh sh*t! (The pirate screams while he is shot)

French Narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab.

Patrick Star: I’m not a Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Krusty Krab, your p***s is showing.

Patrick: Huh?

(It is showing)

(Patrick feels guilty, lights a stick of dynamite, and explodes)

Mr. Eugene Harold Krabs: F**k me, SpongeBob!

(Mr Krabs takes him inside the kitchen)

SpongeBob: Oh yeah!

Squidward J. Q. Tentacles: They’re sickening. (Cut to SpongeBob h*mping Mr. Krabs. Cut back to Squidward.) I hate g*y people.

SpongeBob: (laughing) Die!

(SpongeBob shoots him in the back of the head and Squidward wakes up)

Squidward: I have got to get my d*ck sucked! (Squidward goes out of his house as another Squidward goes into the main Squidward's house and explodes. The main Squidward goes to the Krusty Krab to see a f**ked up Patrick dancing to music) Oh no, he’s hot!

🎵 I want to f**k you 🎵

(Patrick licks him and Squidward screams)

Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. (Squidward breaks)

(static)

(Patrick gets hit by a child m******r’s car)

SpongeBob: What can I get for you (we see the child m******r drawing Hitler), young lady?

Child m******r: I’m going to need you to bring me one p***s.

SpongeBob: (brings it) Excellent choice, my darling.

Child m******r: Hello, delicious. (SpongeBob and him gets f**ked up)

Mr. Krabs: (slaps eyes) We’re f**ked.

(The m******r swallows sh*t, he’s choking, and explodes)

Mr. Krabs: Look at him die! Hahahahaha!!!

(The child m******r, triggered, shoots Mr. Krabs in the heart)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I did it!

Mr. Krabs: That’s me girl! (He lays down)

SpongeBob: Beep beep.

Mr. Krabs: Get that suit on, sailor. It’s already been paid for.

(Squidward does so, on top are the letters KKK)

Mr. Plankton: So, have you two known each other long? (light goes out) Huh?

Mr. Krabs: GET THE F**K OUT!

Plankton: Goodbye, everyone. (Plankton explodes and a d**do lands)

(SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

Patrick: What is that thing, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: It looks like a d**do.

Patrick: Go touch it.

(SpongeBob does so, and it explodes)

Patrick: Is it in here?

SpongeBob: No don’t, that’s my- (A flood of d*ldoes fly out of the closet) I think my p***s is getting hard.

Patrick: Then let’s go! (He pulls SpongeBob’s arm off. He screams)

Squidward: How about this one? I call it: Bold and Brash. (Holds up a picture of a d*ldo)

Monty P. Moneybags: More like Belongs in My **s. Ahahahahaha!

(scene change)

Patrick: I want an award!

SpongeBob: I don’t give a flying f**k. (Patrick falls on his back and SpongeBob jumps on him) You can do anything you want.

Patrick: I got it, let’s f**k!

SpongeBob: Yeah!

(They do so, annoying Squidward)

Squidward: Grr... 18 hours! (Squidward calls Spongebob and Patrick) I’ve had enough of this! (C*m flies out of the phone and spreads on his face. Later, he goes to the Krusty Krab to see a vault full of d*ldoes.) Holy sh*t!!!

SpongeBob: You like d*cks, don’t you Squidward? (Squidward closes the door)

Squidward: AHAHAHAHA!!!!

(scene change)

Sheldon J. Plankton: Mr. Krabs gets to eat out his daughter. (Cut to Mr. Krabs eating out Pearl. Cut back to Plankton) I wish I could suck Mr. Krabs’ c*ck just to know what it’s like. (He takes a sip of soda and spits it right back out when he hears a knock at the door. He opens it up to see Mr. Krabs standing there stark naked.)

Mr. Krabs: I have to c*m.

(They do so.)

Plankton: Delicious...

Mr. Krabs: Thar she blows!

Fred The Fish: My leg!

Squidward: (finds a d**do) Why haven't I worn this yet? (Throws it away, Squidward goes inside the package and falls to the land of d*cks)

SpongeBob: Are you ready for the big d*cks, Patrick? (When Patrick is asked this, he takes off his pants and he is ready) Hi, mailman!

(Mailman screams in terror)

Patrick: Hey, the mail's here.

(The mailman keeps yelling, confusing Spongebob and Patrick.)

SpongeBob: Let's go see Squidward!

Patrick: I hope he's not too down in the dumps today.

(Squidward falls through the roof of his house, and a d*ck kills him)

(test card)

SpongeBob: We haven't improved Squidward's day yet!

(Patrick throws a grenade at his house and it explodes)

Squidward: SpongeBob, this is the final bra. (Points at a bra)

(A TV lands, crushing Patrick)

Tentacle Acres spokeoctopus: Hi there, suck my t**ticles!

Squidward: WHAT?!

Tentacle Acres spokeoctopus: Would you rather tear out your p***s and have the three way-

Squidward: Four-way!

Tentacle Acres spokeoctopus: Four-way s*x?

Squidward: Yes!

Tentacle Acres spokeoctopus: P***s p***s p***s is just a suction cup away. (As in a d**do away)

SpongeBob: Secretly, I'm a little b*tch.

Patrick: Wow. The inner mac and cheese of my mind is a n*gga. (He imagines FilthyFrank getting splashed with mayo) Nobody! Naughty girl.

SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?

Patrick: No! Not even Squidward's house!

Squidward's house: (Leans over them) F*ck you!

Patrick: And to think we joined the Big F**king F*****t club! (Shows him a club ring)

SpongeBob: I've got my secret TV channel! (Shows him Two Girls One Cup, Patrick is horrified of what he just saw, and runs to his rock, only to fall on spikes and die)

Mr. Krabs: It's an emergency!

(SpongeBob's Pants inflate with s*it)

Plankton: Please put me down. (SpongeBob starts humping him: he screams)

Patrick: Go, SpongeBob! (Falls down, to reveal that he's falling from the top floor of the Twin Towers)

Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.

Squidward: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA

Mr. Krabs: First day of summer?

SpongeBob: Yeah!

Mr. Krabs: Wee-hoo! (jumps so high)

SpongeBob: What is it about Sus that makes us so happy?

Mr. Krabs: Unsupervised children! I guess that's what I like best. (With Krabs ready to have s*x, the kids are horrified) Are you ready, kids? (The kids scream) Ah, that's better.

(Cut to the menu board. It reads "Cocaine $3.99 Moldy Dildo $3.99 Furry Porn $1.99 Dick Cheese $2.99".)

SpongeBob: Look, Mr. Krabs! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! (he's jacking off)

Mr. Krabs: Get f**ked.

SpongeBob: Squidward, you're making a big steak!

Squidward: The only steak I ever made was delicious! (He licks the steak in the sand)

SpongeBob: I will not let you die!

Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob, could you let me die? (SpongeBob lets him fall down from the top of the Twin Towers)

SpongeBob: Steppin on the beach, doo-doo, doo- (KABOOM) So what do you say, baby?

(Everyone leaves because he's g*y)

Sandra Jennifer Cheeks: (Holding TNT) ALLAHU AKBAR!

(KABOOM)

Patrick: I'm gonna have some of your delicious c*m! (He tries to open the can, but all the d*cks fly out)

Sandy: SpongeBob, are you ready?

SpongeBob: I most certainly am ready! (Cut to him naked, standing next to a bag full of d*ldoes) Ready to get it on!

(SpongeBob changes Patrick's name to Pickle Rick, and Patrick is horrified)

Patrick: Forget the C*m Bucket! (He licks SpongeBob's foot, and he is happy with it, COURTESY OF DEVIANTART)

SpongeBob: Alright, D*ckhead, your time is up!

Patrick: Who you callin' D*ckhead? I'm Dirty Dan!

SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan!

Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob shoots him in the heart)

SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan! (Patrick blows him away with a bomb)

Patrick: I'm Dirty Da- (SpongeBob throws a knife into his brain)

SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan! (Patrick crushes him with a fridge)

Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob shoots him with an arrow)

SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan! (Patrick hits him with a car)

Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob kills him by making him run over a tripwire)

SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Da- (Patrick kills him by catapulting a fireball onto him)

Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob slices his head off with a sword)

SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan! (Patrick kills him with a grenade)

Patrick: I'm Dirty Da- (Saiyan SpongeBob tackles him to the Krusty Krab, and explodes, but somehow he survives)

SpongeBob: I'm Dirty Dan!

(The two enemies become Super Saiyan)

SpongeBob and Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan!

(When the two enemies clash, an explosion appears, it reverses, then SpongeBob survives with a d**do)

(To be continued?)

References

  1. https://twitter.com/jallergirl/status/1208858915548680192
  2. https://twitter.com/jallergirl/status/1222558737048784902
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