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Snoke speaking to his bitches apprentices.

Supreme Leader Snoke is the main antagonist on the Star Wars New Trilogy and the master of the Gods of YTP who also helped them to get connection with the Force and with internet. He is a bald alien who is also the ancestor of great villains like Voldemort, Slenderman and even Yo Momma too.

Biography

Snoke was born in a long time even before Weegee, George Volcano and the other gods existed. Somehow he once got an idea about founding a powerful organization and recruited all the bald people on his planet, he also created a time machine to travel to the Prequel and Original Trilogies and recruit sith lords like Darth Sidious, TR-8R, General Grievous, Darth Maul among others. Thus, Snoke's organization which he named First Order became the most feared in the galaxy.

Sadly, Snoke felt bad for his past schemes such as stealing milk from the farm located near to his house, stealing Spaghetti from your momma and getting a job as fireman (which explains the scars and ugly barnacle face of course).

Once, Snoke went to put out a fire on Mustafar with the entire First Order, but Palpatine and his ape army lived in the place, which led to Snoke to face the shithead himself, humiliating him in front of the separatist leaders. Snoke made Palpatine his punching bag since that day.

Demotion

In The Last Jedi, Snoke was killed by Kylo Ren (The Ugly Barnacle) after taunting him with selling his collection of Vader's masks. After this happened, Palpatine was quickly promoted once again as the leader of the First Order and Snoke became the janitor. The legend says that Snoke still vows revenge on Palpatine since that day.

Likes

  • The First Order
  • Making people's faces the greatest in Koridai
  • Teaching people the path of a sith lord and a YouTube Pooper
  • Raping Sidious
  • Having wet dreams with Dooku, Maul, Grievous, Tarkin and everyone under his command
  • Making fun of Sidious
  • Stealing Milk from the farms

Dislikes

  • The Jedis
  • Jar Jar Binks
  • Darth Sidious
  • When he is called a rip off of Voldemort
  • When is taxes day
  • George Lucas (for adding the Special Edition to the original trilogy)
  • When Vegas Pro has stopped
  • Donald Trump