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Mario with Bowser's Sourpuss Bread.

Shy Guy Gave the Toast off Casino

"You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!"
Fat Mario, Hotel Mario

"Yeah, toast!"
Shy Guy

Toast is a majestic food eaten by everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom. It is used for a lot of things, including holding Spaghetti. It is one of the foods fired by King Harkinian with his Dinner Blaster.

History

Toast was invented by the first caveman who threw pumpernickel bread on the fire, causing the first piece of toast. Many cultures formed their own versions of toast, some of which are good and the others shit, mostly the latter is applied. Today, 99% of toast is made in China out of glue.