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Toy's Tory is a YouTube Poop by Doughboy123x and it's the most viewed video of his channel.

The video was uploaded November 9, 2016.

Sources

  • Toy Story
  • A Cowboy Needs a Horse
  • Arthur - Arthur's Last Sleepover
  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
  • Bomb Ground Explosion Effect green screen with sound
  • Toy Story: Animated Storybook
  • Robot Chicken - You've Got A Collectable Asset In Me
  • Toy Story Black Friday Reel
  • Nostalgia Critic - The Care Bears Movie
  • The Simpsons
  • Overwatch Animated Short | “Hero”
  • Overwatch Animated Short | “Recall”
  • Overwatch Cinematic Trailer
  • Link: The Faces of Evil
  • Funk Drum Loop 96 BPM
  • Game Grumps VS - Jeopardy NIXON vs DIXON - PART 1
  • Angels in the Outfield (1994)
  • Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog - Lovesick Sonic
  • Elf (2003)
  • Nostalgia Critic - Revenge of the Commercials
  • Godzilla
  • Toy Story 2
  • Evolution Time Is Pop Mix
  • YouTube Poop: Frollo Opens a Catholic School
  • Homestar Runner - Fluffy Puff Commercial
  • Big House Bunny
  • Jingle All the Way (1996)
  • Time Bomb [Ultimate Sound Effects]

Transcript

Woody: [grunts] Finally! [sighs] Hey, who's got my hat?
Chorus: the pencli
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draw a hat for woody Now, a cowboy needs a hat, needs a hat, needs a hat.
Woody: Gimmie that! Wh... Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? [loud gasp in slow-motion] I'm sob! [sobs] Oh, I'm a lost toy!
Andy: Come on, Woody.
[Andy goes up and down the stairs multiple times, and it kept screaming]
Randy Newman: ♪ But none of them. ♪
[static]
Woody: Who moved my doodle pad way over here?
[roaring]
[he says an in unintelligible talking]
Mr. Potato Head: 3-B.
Hamm: Miss. G, G.
Mr. Potato Head: You sunk it!
Hamm: [chuckling] Pay you.
[Mr. Potato Head pulls his ear three times]
Hamm: No, no, not the ear, gimmie the... come on.
Mr. Potato Head: How about five out of three?
Buzz: ...and beyond! [Buzz flies down, bounces the ball, and lands back on the bed, burping]
Rex: Whoa!
Woody: That wasn't falling! That was flying with style. [he climbs up the car, and hits Woody's butt three times, while freezing, powering up, and hitting it again while screaming]
Robot: Welcome to Pizza Planet. [in "Welcome to Pizza Planet", they have "Welcome to the NOW planet" instead]
Buzz: Now! Where is it? I-I don't see the--
Woody: Come on.
Buzz: [gasps] My ship!
Andy: ...universe explodes!
Woody: Okay.
Andy: [slow-motion] ...universe explodes!
Woody: [slow-motion] Okay.
Randy Newman: ♪ ...whom I adore. ♪
[he kicks the checkerboard, and the red checker hits three times, and the red checker hits Buzz while doing the wilhelm scream]
Together: Buzz!
Mr. Potato Head: So you got rid of him, got rid of him, got rid of him. You're gonna knock me out of the window too?
Woody: Yes!
[screams]
Mr. Potato Head: ...back-stabbing murderer!
Sid: [laughing] Take that! [the alarm is buzzing, and hits it two times, and hitting speeds up, and hitting it again]
Woody: Oh, no! Sid! Get down!
[grunts]
[he goes up and down, causing Sid to play a claw game, and buzzing again while screaming, and hitting while exploding]
Woody: Listen, tough guy?
Buzz: What are you talking about?
Woody: Stop with this Light Snack thing!
Buzz: What are you talking about?
Woody: Oh-ho! [imitating Santa laughing] Ooh, well, ooh, well, ooh.
Buzz: What are you talking about?
Woody: Oh, yeah? Spaceman!
[he does a mechanical whoosh, gasps, gasping in slow-motion, choking, doing arms up and down two times, and choking kept continuing]
Buzz: How dare you suck my eyeballs from their sockets!
Woody: Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bow, bow, bow! [going while speeding up] Buzz, look an alien!
Buzz: [slow-motion] Where?
Woody: [he kept going laughing while unintelligible, laughing in reverse, and thudding the floor five times] Buzz, look an alien!
Buzz: Where?
[screaming]
Sid: Hannah! [shows a Janie doll with a Ridley face from Metroid] Janie's all better now.
[screaming]
Woody: Locked. [he lets go of the knob two times up and down, and jumps up and down, holding a flashlight, and turns on while Buzz is dancing] Buzz, we don't have time for that, now.
Andy: Don't any, any, any, anybody, body, body, body move! Ooh-hoo-hoo! [he goes kissing on the girl] ...with a built-in force field. Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats.
Rex: What's that button do?
Buzz: I'll show you.
Man: Yeah, I'm a rare variant. You trader!
Toys: Wow!
Randy Newman: ♪ Strange things... ♪
Woody: Off the bed, spring winner!
[this time, Slinky grunts, and falls down, causing an explosion]
Buzz: Don't you get it? You see the eyeballs! I am wasted! [hysterical laughing]
Woody: Snap out of it, Bud!
[the hysterical laughing continues, and squeaks in slow-motion]
Buzz: Your chief, enscribed his name on me.
[shows the name "Loser", instead of "Andy"]
Together: Wow!
Rex: With permanent ink too!
[farting]
Buzz: I must get back to repairing my ship. [walks in slow-motion] To infinity and beyond! [he goes in reverse, bumping the stairs, falling down, and flying in reverse, bumping the stairs, and Buzz's arm came popping off, and putting a "Fail" stamp]
Woody: Hey, Etch. Draw!
[draws a gun in slow-motion]
[ding]
Man: Oh!
Buzz: I'd better take a look anyway. [looking at the robot with the number 75] Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody: That's why: Tracer.
Buzz: [looking at the gorilla robot] Sure is a hairy fellow.
Woody: No, no, that's with spun, you idiot. That is Tracer.
[shows Tracer fighting]
Buzz: You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child.
Andy: Can I help gas?
Mom: Sure!
[farting]
Buzz: Are we?
Woody: No. [going in reverse]
[they both tackling up adn down, screaming and grunting]
Woody: Buzz!
[Buzz falls down, hitting the head 10 times, speeding up, and they both wrestle two times]
Randy Newman: ♪ Out among the stars I sit, way beyond. ♪
Woody: K! You want a piece of... [he kept screaming, spinning the head two times, and squating two times, and they continue tackling, and hitting buzz on the floor two times, hitting on the head while squeaking, and helmet getting caught on Woody's fingers] Owww!
Man: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a rare variant.
Woody: Ow!
Mom: Next stop.
Buzz: The local sheriff and I seem to be a huge refuelling station of some sort.
Woody: You!
[truck approaching, horn honking]
Man: You want it? It's yours, my friend. As born as you haven't know the crick. Sorry, sheriff.
Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is time to panic.
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic. Perfect time to panic, perfect time to panic, perfect time to panic, perfect time to, perfect time to, perfect time to panic. Panic, panic, perfect time to panic. I'm lost. Andy is gone. [they kept talking going in reverse while arguing]
Buzz: If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
Woody: [slow-motion] Oh, yeah? [normal] Well, if you hadn't taken away every thing that was important to me!
Buzz: Because of you, this entire universe is in jeopardy!
[shows the card saying, "In a Disney cartoon, she falls under the evil spell of queen Malificent", and it says, "Who is Snow White?"]
Woody: What?
Man: This is incorrect! That's not even right!
Buzz: And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying with...
Woody: "Rondevous with Star Command." [going the unintelligible talking of "You are a toy!"] You are a child!
Buzz: You are a man. Fare worth.
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya plaything!
Buzz: [slow-motion] ...rondevous with Star Command!
Woody: Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. ...home.
[farting]
Man: Will I win, will I win, will I win, win, win?
[liquid swishing]
[shows the blue triangle saying, "Wrong movie, John"]
Man: Oh. Yeah!
[the Magic 8 ball rolls, thudding it four times, and he nods his head two times, going the unintelligible talking of "Buzz!"]
Woody: Oh, oh! We've got trouble!
Buzz: Trouble? Where?
Woody: Down there. Oh, thanks, Mike. Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back. [amplified blowing in reverse] Hello? Check. That better? Okay, uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's Christman corrosion awareness meeting was I think, a big success.
[Mr. Potato Head turns on the radio, doing Woody a dance]
Hamm: I hat to break up the staff meeting, but... they're here! Birthday guests at three o'clock!
Mr. Spell: You're well.
Mr. Potato Head: Of course, so. Of course, so.
Woody: ...safer in the cargo bay than a cockpit. What an idiot.
[the tires screech, and rock music playing, grunting left and right, and hitting the wall two times, speeding up, and groans, and tires kept squealing, and yelling two times, and groaning, and suitcase sliding at Woody, and screams in slow-motion, and in reverse, and sliding again while laughing, and then it kept thudding]
Woody: Ow! Watch where you're going!
Buzz: [going the unintelligible talking of "Sorry."] Sorry.
Woody: [fighting on Woody's cup] Ow! [fighting it again] Ahh!
[the girl has the Alien Slime and opening the green water three times, closing, and boy plays Whack-A-Alien while laughing]
Andy: Mom, can I play Black Hole? [going the unintelligible talking of "please"]
Woody: [slow-motion] Andy! When I say go, we're gonna jump in the basket. [in louder voice] Buzz!
[he jumps into the prize door going in and out two times, and the prize door closes]
Man: Oh, no!
Woody: We won't be coming out.
Sid: Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy! Sit! Good boy. Ready, set, now! Now! Now!
[snarling]
[alien squeaking]
Sid: What do you mean know?
Hannah: I don't know!
Man: Well, you shouldn't know!
[sinister chuckle]
Sid's Mom: Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!
Man: It's all Pop Tarts!
[sizzling continues]
[the door creaks louder, then muffled yelling three times, and gasping two times]
Woody: ..tell me what to do.
Buzz: Shh!
Announcer 3: Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets.
Al: From Al's Toy Barn, and I'm still...
Rex: Whoa!
Woody: ...disgusting freaks! [he screams in while speeding up] Aah!
[explosion]
[music playing]
[the toolbox hits Woody two times, and the third time in slow-motion, and screams and the toolbox hist Woody, and Scud trips Hannah two times while Hannah thuds, and slipping the floor, and tripping Hannah two times]
Sid: ...permission to launch? [imitating radio static] Uh, uh... Three, two, one! [fires the rocket]
Woody: Reach! [laughing, screaming] Buzz! [the rocket flies up, exploding] Aaah! [they both fall down, causing an explosion] Aaah! [they both fly up and down, while electrocuting the wire] You're falling!
Buzz: This isn't falling. This is flying with style.
[they both fall down into a box four times]
Andy: Wow! [going in reverse]
Mom: What? What is it?
Andy: Buzz! Woody!
[Buzz hits the static multiple times]
Woody: Bow. What could you possibly get that is worse than Andy?
Andy: Oh, what is it? What is it?
[puppy barking]
Andy: Wow! A...
Man: Explosive device!
[chuckles, beeping speeds up]
[explosion]
Rex: [shows the credits on the TV] Oh, no! No!