Vladimir A. Makarov (born October 4, 1970, Ivanovo, Soviet Union) is a terrorist and a Nikolaist, among the very infamous. He had plans to take over the world, but was forced to give that up because Dr. Robotnik had already taken that idea.
He was murdered via hanging by the Mustache Guy when he called his mother a milf. No one attended his funeral for being an ass with his life.
Years later, he was resurrected by Tirek who had greats plans for him and his pathetic life. Tirek used black magic from a family member to heal Vladimir's wounds and give him some dark magic with the promise of spend the time of his life trying to kill a tyrant and rapist pony from now.
Role in The Missing Children Incident
Vladimir was involved in the incident when Jonathan Irons (one of his many enemies) found a clue that had relation with Makarov...his dildo. Irons claimed that the dildo was from Makarov and that he helped the monster who killed the little kids to complete his evil plan. Makarov was imprisoned again in Hyrule State Prison but he managed to escape in the midnight because the guards were eating donuts the whole time.
- Imran Zakhaev
- Dr. Ivo Robotnik
- Killing People
- Pure hatred
- Attacking Europe
- Attacking Airports
- Not speaking Russian
- Saying "No Russian"
- Massive amounts of Cola in his blood
- Lord Tirek (He revived him)
- Bowser and The Koopa Hotels
- The Gulag
- Killing Ponies
- Yo Momma (well obviously)
- Russian Czars
- Vladimir Alexander Romanov (a fellow tsarist)
- Mustache Guy (His mustache is what killed him)
- Trevor Philips
- Yuri (His friend, his ally, his betrayer)
- The Boss
- Alduin (Thinks he's better than him)
- The UNSC
- Princess Celestia
- Jonathan Irons
- Police "The Popo" (especially Hyrule State Prison)
- Shrek (its all ogre now)