Doctor: I'm afraid you have one year to live.
Patient: No! *shoots himself*
(the title theme plays the sims 2)
Woman: I'm not racist, pony
Man: I baked you a pie!
Kid: Oh, boy! What flavor?
Man: Time flavor.
(a time pops out of the pie while electric guitar music plays)
Happy Father: My beautiful BITCH!
(R.I.P Baby Died from Squashing 2019)
Narrator: And now... Dogs.
Dog 1: Dog.
(Quickly transitioning through voices)
Dog 2: I was JUST about to say that.
Dog 1: Are you serious?
Dog 2: Totally.
Dog 1: Oh, that's spooky.
Dog 2: We are so in sync.
Guy 1: Hey. it says 'I Stole Your Lungs' on the ceiling.
(guy 2 looks up, the ceiling says 'I stole your lungs')
Guy 2: Hmm, so it-- ah, you stole my lungs.